The rest is confetti

finally cured myself of the curse of memory and now i can touch the burners on the stove as many times as i want with all the excitement of new discoveries and none of the knowledge of upcoming pain

Residents view the first iceberg of the season as it passes the South Shore, near Ferryland Newfoundland, Canada by Jody Martin

it…did not occur to me that icebergs just…pass by people’s houses

i used to live in st. john’s, nl, and, in late spring to early summer, it was not uncommon for a giant iceberg to float slowly by just outside the harbor. they would mention it on the news and radio. they took hours or, sometimes, days to go by. and, when it happened, it would make the whole town colder.. like ice in a glass of water. and, sometimes,… they would groan. as they passed.

It’s the same in Irish! bóín Dé!

in hebrew it’s “our rabbi moses’s cow”

Oh I love this news!!!!

“Holy cow” perhaps is not just an expression of amazement 🤔

my food in the microwave

sound ON

if the next season of the haunting doesn't have a lesbian couple we're gonna have a problem mr Flanagan bc I'm already getting used to it...

something that i find really funny is that dani went from repressing her sexuality all those years to finding one lesbian and jumping her bones after knowing her for like 3 days and honestly? good for her

Any possessed bitches out there wanna uhhh idk fall in love and own a flower shop?