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Me @ Beyoncé:

person: *is significantly taller than me*

#IN A FILM OF PERFECT MOMENTS THE HAND FLEX™ STANDS ALONE#BEATIFIED; REVERED AMONGST ITS PEERS#NEVER BEFORE OR SINCE HAS A PIECE OF CINEMA BEEN SO PURE; SO HEART WRENCHING; SO OBSCENELY EROTIC#IM GONNA KILL MATTHEW MCFADYEN#pride and prejudice#THE WAY HIS THUMB GRAZES OVER HER KNUCKLES PUT ME IN THE MOTHERFUCKING BIN#and the way she looks at him like ‘did he just’#and he looks back at her like ‘fuck. i did that…. we practically boned on the driveway’#BUT HONESTLY THIS ONE MOMENT IS MORE SEXUALLY CHARGED THAN ANY SEX SCENE OR ANY ACTUAL SEX#and okay like people who hate this movie#(YES. THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO HATE CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE PRIDE AND PREJUDICE 2005)#say that it is a bad adaption of the book because it focuses on the sexual tension too much#and not the like ~repressed nature of lizzie and darcy’s witty repartee#BITCH#ARE YOU SEEING THIS?#DO YOU SEE THIS GIFSET?#IS HE NOT REPRESSED ENOUGH FOR YOU?????#HE SPENDS THE WHOLE MOVIE DISGUSTED THAT HE’S ACCIDENTALLY CAUGHT FEELINGS#HE THRIVES ON HAVING TOUCHED HER HAND TO HAND FOR LIKE A MONTH!??#THEY GAZE AT EACH OTHER DURING CHURCH SERMONS#I’VE NEVER SEEN TWO PEOPLE SO REPRESSED IN MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE#look JANE AUSTEN HERSELF would SWOON watching this movie#she would skype that dude she got engaged to for one night and ask him to roleplay reenact this hand flex with her#kinkshame the austen

“My response to the “I am not a feminist” internet phenomenon…. First of all, it’s clear you don’t know what feminism is. But I’m not going to explain it to you. You can google it. To quote an old friend, "I’m not the feminist babysitter.” But here is what I think you should know. You’re insulting every woman who was forcibly restrained in a jail cell with a feeding tube down her throat for your right to vote, less than 100 years ago. You’re degrading every woman who has accessed a rape crisis center, which wouldn’t exist without the feminist movement. You’re undermining every woman who fought to make marital rape a crime (it was legal until 1993). You’re spitting on the legacy of every woman who fought for women to be allowed to own property (1848). For the abolition of slavery and the rise of the labor union. For the right to divorce. For women to be allowed to have access to birth control (Comstock laws). For middle and upper class women to be allowed to work outside the home (poor women have always worked outside the home). To make domestic violence a crime in the US (It is very much legal in many parts of the world). To make workplace sexual harassment a crime. In short, you know not what you speak of. You reap the rewards of these women’s sacrifices every day of your life. When you grin with your cutsey sign about how you’re not a feminist, you ignorantly spit on the sacred struggle of the past 200 years. You bite the hand that has fed you freedom, safety, and a voice. In short, kiss my ass, you ignorant little jerks.“