Suspended in Gaffa

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

pop that pussy like a wagon wheel

like if the milk MUST be in a bag for whatever reason, at least put a spigot on it like a bag of wine or those emergency water bags

We really had it right in the 40s with the milk man stuff

AND you could fuck the milk man!!!

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

one of these big new indie cartoons should release with an exclusive adopt of like the main character. pay up 10000 dollars to be the only one whos legally allowed to draw pomni. i feel like the resulting fandom drama would change the face of the internet it would be so cool

yeah hi this is actually a horrible idea why would you want this

i like when bad things happen

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