I have promises to keep, & miles to go b4 I sleep.

Me: Has too much anxiety to get a job. Makes money off of surveys online. Yes I am a useful member of society.

WAIT YOU MAKE MONEY DOING SURVEYS ONLINE TEACH ME YOUR WAYS SENPAI

Well I use this site, it is so simple to sign up you can even sign up using your Facebook. Its available for people in most countries, definitely USA, Canada, UK, Australia, NZ and a load of European ones! I normally watch Netflix or Youtube while doing them haha just click any of this text to have a look :D xx

According to recent surveys, 51% of the people are in the majority that this site is great

I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a pothole he said “to the left,” and I just mumbled “take it back now y'all” and hit the pothole straight on

Literally crying

this is my favorite post on this website

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

@apatheticfairy

Ooh! Thank you for this valuable contribution to the field of worm linguistics and/or art. It is still unclear to me if it’s meant as a rude message to me, if it’s just putting its tag there, or something else. Further research is needed!

I think the idea of it being a penis is anthropomorphism. I mean, the worm doesn’t have a penis itself, nor proper eyes with which to see one. No, I’m afraid this is something far more interesting: a self-portrait. You have been touched by an aesthetic annelid, and now your life will never be the same.

Now I will forever try to communicate with all the worms I find, but I worry that I’ll never meet this one again.

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