Astrology Explained

Aries - They are really amazing fun friends who were always there for me in my time of need. But in exchange I have to be supportive and understanding of all their crazy impulsive usually Bad decisions. But somehow, they always make it out alright???? So envious of how fearlessly true to themselves they are. Taurus - I love Taurus, they are sweethearts. But somehow I find it hard to get close to them. Maybe because we are both used to ppl appraching us and making the first steps? Idk. Anyway fun fact, I'm usually super attracted to visual mediums made by other Tauruses. Taurean directors, designers, and editors are always my fave. Does this happen to anyone else? Gemini - Gems are so fun. Nobody can get me talking like a Gem. Kings and Queens of banter (which is perf for me because too much talking abt deep shit can leave me feeling exhausted tbh). Also non-judgemental so I can be as weird as I want. Hard to get close to tho and their restlessness is tiring for me. My fave musical artists are Gemini. Cancer - I attract so many cancer friends??? The Ultimate Mom Friends. At theit best, they are super loving and caring and will remeber tiny details about you. But also they expect u to read their minds and u may accidentally hurt their feelings by breathing. And if they don't like someone... do NOT bring them within two hundred meter radius of them. But still, the truest of friends. Leo - Competitive and prideful AF. When something good happens to u, u never feel like they can be truly happy for you. At the same time, they are so fun to be around and can make even the most redundant task into a Good Time. They know how to make people around them feel special and will defend u when ppl talk behind ur back. Virgo - I have a hard time vibing with Virgos. Maybe bc we are both detached af. Also Im air dom so I find virgos too grounded into reality for me if that makes sense? They are also judgemental. But from far, they seem like cool people that got their shit together and I admire that. All the cool minimalist aesthetic, and super organized fandom blogs I follow are ran by them. Great eye for editing and super informative. Libra - Forever that friend I really hit it off with one time at that one party but we never actually get around to hanging out. Hilarious af and conversation flows easily with them. However, can be a bit too clingy and socially needy imo. Stop trying to get validated by others, please. Scorpio - They into that mind reading shit cancers are into. Love to tell me about myself and fuck it, sometimes they are right. Always up to have those deep soul-searching conversations (then I go talk to my Gemini friends to relax). Intense, passionate, and exude a lot personal magnetism. But my air moon self can get exhausted trying to keep up with their emotionally draining asses. Saggitarius - I can count on them to make me feel like I live the most boring existance of life. They always have MORE experiences that were BETTER and more life-changing. Oh and they could be hanging with like 4 different people that are more important than you at the moment, just fyi. But once you get past their self-aggrandizing bs, they are freaking hilarious and suprisingly generous. Btw a big no (for me) to the super bossy ain't-shit sag men. Capricorn - I literally don't know a single capricorn like that. Where my cap men at? I have a Cap descedant and venus in 10th so Im trynna holla at y'all. Aquarius - Used to be my least favourite sign, then I found out its my moon lol. They truly believe they are Perfect and beyond reproach. Always talking about how things Should Be but not doing a damn thing about it. Like idg why they have such big egos when they arent even doing anything with their lives???? Well, at least they are smart well-informed people. And they try really hard to appear as inclusive and non-judgemental as possible. (Key word: appear) Pisces: Their hair is so big because its full of secrets! Seriously, Im quite secretive but even I will find myself opening up to them without even thinking. They just have such an approachable, open and receptive air. Strangers also seem to randomly approach them a lot so when hanging out with them u oddly meet new people like that. Idk its strange. They are nice but be careful. If u hurt them, they wont hesitate to demolish u in the ugliest way possible.

Aries: Honestly all the Aries I have met I have gotten along with. They have always been super supportive for me and always know how to make me smile! It's gotten to the point to whenever I meet an Aries I get super excited and have an instant liking to them! Taurus: Some of them are super nice while some of them are kind of know-it-all's in my opinion. I enjoy their company though! Most of them I actually get along with just there are some things they do I find rather annoying. They are really generous though! :) Gemini: Ahhhh they are one of the beeest bitches. They go along with everything and they are so supportive ?? I adore them. People think of them as two-faced and maybe they are, but it's not even a bad way! They are great at adapting and they are so admirable. Cancer: Honestly, its hard to read them. They are really really kind but its hard to tell if you're annoying them and it bothers me. I want to know when to stop but sometimes I can get out of hand with them and they kind of just.. stop talking to me. :( Leo: Ehhh, I dont really like talking to fellow Leos. I'm protective over my sign y'know. But they are chill I guess but .. predictable. Super generous though! Just really loud lol. Virgo: I get into tons of drama with these guys. Super hard to read but weirdly attractive ?? Being a Virgo Rising I do understand they're sense of realism. But I still have a very hard time dealing with them sometimes! I respect them deeply but most of them seem to get very annoyed with me easily. Libra: My best friend. My child tbh. I love them sooo much and I relate to them too much. They have some stuff to hide, but dont we all? some people tend to dislike them because they see them as "fake" but it just takes a while for them to open up. I love them!! Scorpio: Even tho Leo and Scorpio are like the least compatible I find them super attractive like ?? oh lordd. I admire them so much! Super hard to read but thats like the fun. Getting to know them is amazing. They have amazing hearts and I love them sosososo much. Sagittarius: Tbh, I've had bad experiences with these people. They tend to be superficial (So do I) But they are super funny. They know just how to cheer someone up and thats so awesome in my opinion. Tend to be pretty popular ?? And everyone tends to have an instant liking to them. But they are also kind of manipulative? I respect them deeply. Capricorn: These people are so hilarious even when being serious. It's hard for me to take them seriously. They are so blunt and I love it so much. All of the capricorns I've met have been anything BUT boring. I love them. I love meeting them because they are actually really good listeners ? Aquarius: My precious Aquarius deserves the world :( they arent very open to people ive noticed. But they have an amazing sense of humor. I love having them around. But they can also be pretty annoying. Still love them and they're cute habits :,) Pisces: Being a Pisces moon, I understand they're sensitivity. I get along quite well with them but they can also be pretty awkward? It's super cute tho. They are pretty introverted but like scorpio, getting to know them is so amazing.

Aries: great sign. 10/10 would recommend. Most of them really don't fit the stereotype at all of the whole like "mean and aggressive" thing. Most of them are pretty awkward and sweet. But they definitely do have pretty quick tempers. They love to have fun, that's for sure. Really into the whole "let's make memories together" thing. Taurus: I love this sign as a whole. They're super sweet and sensitive. But they are SO dramatic it's crazy. A lot of Taurus' I've met have had so many problems circling around them it's crazy. They have a tendency to pity themselves not going to lie. But overall I enjoy them a lot. Gemini: they have a good sense of humor but boy do I not trust them. Gemini's really do have a great sense of humor and I can get along with them but they're moody and change their mind so quickly that it just gets on my nerves. I've had really mixed experiences with geminis. Some of them have been, and still are great friends of mine. Some of them have inflicted harm on me or controlled my friend from 2000 miles away. They definitely give a lot of mixed signals too. Cancer: total pessimists but generally nice people. Tend to pity themselves a lot. Really super sensitive and cries at every movie they've ever seen. They're extremely sentimental and things tend to mean a lot to them. THE LITERAL SCARIEST HUMAN ALIVE WHEN ANGRY DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THEM. Leo: I'm sorry if you're a Leo. But I genuinely try to avoid you. My ex best friend was a Leo and I swear to god. She was the most selfish, self-pitying, whiny bitch I've ever met in my life. It got to the point where she sat on the floor IN PUBLIC while we were in a group and starting screaming. She constantly acted like a child and didn't care about anyone but herself. Virgo: why does no one like Virgos I don't get it??? They're really smart. Really direct and 100% not afraid to tell you the truth. Over-thinks EVERYTHING. Perfectionists but not really as organized as you think?? Really nice people, but secretly planning world domination. Talks a lot of shit but that's okay. Libra: tells a lot of corny jokes. Changes their mind a lot, the stereotypes don't lie. Just really wants what's best for everyone. I've met a few I don't like, but most have been pretty enjoyable. Hates conflict. Cares about their appearance more than they should and loves to socialize. Scorpio: most of the time isn't actually Satan in the flesh ??? Most of them are pretty nice, and care a lot about their friends. Would literally die for those they care about. Super mean to their friends up front but would do anything for them. Doesn't really like to socialize much. Can be pessimistic and depressing at times. Dead inside 120% of the time. Actually has a soul but pretends they don't. Sagittarius: I've met a few that I've enjoyed but most of them are rude and obnoxious. Super impatient. Says a lot of things without thinking about it and it comes off as rude. Pretty good sense of humor. Not really good with people. Just generally comes off as kind of bitchy. Capricorns: I love every single one of you. Not boring??? Why is that a stereotype???? Actually really goofy and tells a lot of corny jokes. Doesn't talk about their feelings ever. Gives good hugs. Total know-it-alls. Every last one of them. Kind of negative at times. Hard workers and responsible. Trustworthy and reliable. Just genuinely enjoyable. Aquarius: the most aesthetic humans alive. They're all so pretty???? Unemotional as heck though. Transparent when it comes to crushes. I don't think they care?? Believes in aliens. They all act super rebellious, they are not. All of the ones I know are obsessed with plants??? Generally enjoyable. Pisces: BOY. They're so nice??? And if they care about you then they'll always put you first. And just genuinely so sweet. Easily manipulated and are so nice that people take advantage of them. Pours everything about them into someone/something they care about, which can be disastrous. Also indecisive and doesn't like making decisions.

AIRES: loud, passionate, attention seeking. most aires women I know either want to be famous singers, famous models, or famous musicians. most aires men I know want to be famous artists, famous musicians, or famous athletes. hard working to achieve their goals, aires are by far the most passionate of the signs. flighty partners, typically will be in and out of multiple relationships, losing interest quickly in one and gaining interest in someone else no matter how strong a connection is. TAURUS: put together in a "you'll never know my whole life" kind of way, making it hard to tell how put together they really are. always busy. always. always have plans with someone at that time, or need to be doing work on this thing at that time. will most likely show up to a first date with a time sensitive 20-question buzzer, they will need to know if you meet most of their entry level standards to move onto the next round. lovely sexual partners, taurus men are the most passionate lovers and typically enjoy to be on bottom in a seated, Indian-style position. the women are complete subs in the bedroom seeing as how they are absolute control freaks at all other times. great friends to have, be careful not to read too much into them as you might find they are chameleons and inhabit most of the other signs personality traits to confuse you. GEMINI: as my least favorite sign, I have to say they are complex individuals. typically have something to say about every popular topic at hand, appearing to be knowledgeable, but it is superficial. there is not much regard for other people in their bubbly personality making them seem open hearted and fun. typically a night out with a gemini is a recipe for disaster, you will likely end up lost, climbing over a fence that says "NO trespassing" toward an abandoned lot that seems to be lived in by drug addicts. but that would be an ideal date for a gemini seeing as most of them are insane, addicts (typically cocaine, or heroine).. also, not sure if it's just my experience, but all of the gemini men i've met in my life are closeted homosexuals, would make sense considering there are really two people in there. I dunno, stay away from these wackos, they are seemingly a good time, but will end up destroying your life. CANCER: cancers are beautiful people, extremely thoughtful (amazing gift givers) and selfless in life and love. they make great parents, being able to predict the families needs and step up to the plate in a timely manner (having a dinner prepared that everyone likes as soon as everyone is hungry). cancers are romantic people, they enjoy the thought of receiving flowers without asking, or buying your favorite obscure record for you as a "Happy Wednesday" gift. my only real downside experience with cancers will have to be that stereotypical "they're too emotional," blah blah blah.. yes, they can be emotional and cry you into a depressive state with them, but it's only because their huge hearts were momentarily stricken by hopelessness. Cancer's always bounce back, they find happiness in the smallest things. LEO: some of the most interesting people. they apprehend glory out of thin fucking air, I swear it. I've got a Leo buddy that calls himself "TumbleWeed" on the playa (at burning man) because he would literally stumble into people's camps high as fuck, sit right down and join a conversation that he had no previous involvement in, pick up on exactly what they were speaking of and say something so absolutely enlightened and prophetic and then just leave the camp and move on. they are true public speakers, and have a way with communicating exactly their thoughts and opinions on life in a non threatening or violent way. I feel that this sense of belonging is why they come off arrogant and egotistical, they believe themselves to be kings (literal kings of the jungle, Lions, duh), and so they treat themselves as such. they make a gnarly pan of scrambled eggs, and are fun in the bedroom, making things playful and enticing. VIRGO: ah, that's me. virgo's have this general assumption to them that everything must be perfect. it isn't that, it's the fact that we have an ideal picture of our lives, and that our lives are seeming to never live up to that standard and so to curb that frustration, we attain perfection in all of the controllable aspects of it. the way our clothes are folded, the way the dishwasher is loaded, the way we assemble our keys in our hand making sure that we have the right one before getting to the door.. there is so much attention to detail in our lives that it seems like obsession with perfection, when it is more so an attempt to obtain solace by control. deemed as "The Virgin" virgos are one of the dirtiest signs in and out of the bedroom. sexting, yes please.. dirty pictures, yes.. lick my asshole? please do.. LIBRA: ah, my sweet libras. so naive and imaginative of the realm that is love. libras have a true and distinctive duality in their life (stereotypical to the scales), where in love they want someone to LOVE EVERY SINGLE PART OF THEM AND ACCEPT THEM FOR EXACTLY WHO THEY ARE.. and also, are REPULSED by the thought that someone else would actually find them lovable. it causes a lot of grief in a Libra's love life, constantly searching for that person that will give them just the right amount of CONSTANT attention, without making them feel necessarily desired as a romantic interest.. most times, I find that Scorpio's are an amazing match for these little angels. also, total givers during sex. never need you ask for oral, it'll be pants off - tongue to your genitalia - with a libra. SCORPIO: ...okay... MEN: short attention span, musicians at heart, dead inside, vaguely remember your face after having met three + times? probably DON'T want to fuck you despite common assumption, have no regard for authority, will roast your ass in the calmest most unexpected manner ever, cool social exterior, furious interior WOMEN: backstabbing toward other women, really enjoy sex - like a lot - with other people's partners, have complete resting bitch face, will literally eat your soul out of its soul chakra, high achieving business women, make a mean cocktail both Scorpio men AND women make amazing managers in any occupation because of their stubborn authority and forceful manipulation tactics. *not that freaky in bed, very emotionally attached to their genitals, will fall in love after 3+ times sexing* SAGITTARIUS: oh lord, I love Sag's. truly all they want is to have a good time. the most open people I have ever met, open to taking drugs at any time of day, open to new sexual ideas (including anal for the men), open to new foods and places and ideas and and and. they are true philosophers and have a boundless nature towards life. this also makes them EXTREMELY hard to pin down romantically, if you want a sag in your bed forever, never stop enthusing them.. you must always have something for them to do, keep them occupied with promise of excitement, and always look your best on an outing with them because they always will and always will expect you too, as well. AMAZING IN BED, BEST SEX EVER SAG MAN CAPRICORN: if the zodiac were a winnie the pooh episode, capricorns would be eeyore. they are naturally down and hard on themselves. most suffer from depression, anxiety, suicidal thoughts.. never publicly ridicule a capricorn, they will not be able to wrap their head around why you would say something so hurtful in public and will likely leave a social situation to avoid slitting their wrists in front of others. beautiful, kind, souls, they seem cold and detached romantically, but this is just from a deep sense of hopelessness that no one will ever love them truly and they will be alone forever. if you catch a capricorn, keep them and cherish them always. takes them a while to open up sexually, don't force it. total home bodies, let them have their multiple nights in and you will be rewarded when you come home from your night out. AQUARIUS: aquarians are known as the gods of the zodiac for one reason, they are master manipulators. they seem to know everything about everything and exploit their knowledge in tricky ways to prove their superiority in academic and social situations. it goes beyond speaking an answer aloud when the teacher asked for a raise of hands, it's more so like besting a friend in a trivia game when you are on the same team, and they had hit the buzzer first, just to prove you're smarter and know more. they also are completely content with doing NOTHING for many hours per day. both the men and women are vain and enjoy how they look to a strange degree at which it may seem they will devour themselves after a shower. typically involved in off-beat hobbies such as "thursday night bike group" or "barre class" typically will entice sexual partners with their seemingly cute wit, but be warned there is deadly intelligence lurking beneath. profoundly cold and distant, are non-empathetic and are truly aliens to the human race. PISCES: my favorite sign of them all, pisces are the true humanitarians of the zodiac. empaths through and through, they emanate and exude peace, making them amazing deliberators, mediators, and diplomats. able to evaluate all sides of a situation, pisceans are the ones that help you settle feuds among your friend group and may give you advice on how to deal with your significant other. amazingly talented, they are typically always humming, drawing, writing, playing guitar or purely daydreaming because the world they live in is so much more ideal than the one happening around them. they manifest their own reality. I've built them up too much - here's a downfall - they can flip on a mother fucking dime if they feel you are beginning to betray them in any way. they will cut you out of their lives 100% to avoid loss of their perfect dream image of you.. beautiful lovers, so gentle, lots of eye contact.. well that's all folks! oh, and here's my most favorite to least list: PISCES SAGITTARIUS CAPRICORN SCORPIO VIRGO CANCER TAURUS LEO AQUARIUS LIBRA AIRES GEMINI

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Aries - generally do NOT get along with me. Typically I find them tough competition for whatever we are trying to "win" so I just don't associate with them in order to make myself seem better (ha). I've met a couple Aries GIRLS whom I can get along now with but they usually had soft moon signs (cancer, Taurus) as well. The Aries I come across never like me either. Taurus - I appreciate your slow thinking methods but I absolutely HATE it at the same time. Like can we speed things up here?? God help me if I find one of these people attractive, literally romance with them would never happen in this decade due to a delay in emotional response. Otherwise, these people typically entertain me quite well and listen to my rants, the ones I know are very generous and buy me/cook me food ALL. THE. TIME. so I keep them around. :,) Gemini - YOU folks keep up with me so well that it's scary. I tend to think of myself as fast paced and unpredictable but you guys are SOMEHOW always one step ahead. I like that, it's so refreshing. Gemini's have never been two faced to me, so I personally don't know how that's a thing. Very intellectual people. My favorite sign to smoke weed with. :-) Cancer - AS a cancer ascendant myself, I can honestly say that.... Y'all care too much. Get over your emotions and get out of your comfort zone. Thankfully cancer is in my 12th house so this part of me only ever really comes out when I'm drunk (which is actually pretty helpful imo) but like...come on. Other than this, cancers share a special type of humor with me. They all know how to make me laugh so hard I cry. When you guys get angry it terrifies me. Leo - I. LOVE. LEO. BITCHES. THIS sign is my number one hoe. Both of my best friends are Leo's. We just go SO WELL. Y'all are the only ones that will do crazy shit with me without a second thought!!! But also you guys keep me sane cause you're a lot more logical than I. Always have solutions to my problems. Always got everyone's back. Such cute social butterflies I love it :,) all Leo's are my bffs!!! Virgo - you guys....... You guys just. Need to relax. Not everything has to be PLANNED and BLUEPRINTED okay??? but I CAN relate a little cause Im Virgo Mars so Heaven help me if I'm ever in a group project with one of you Virgo bitches.... 👀 I love roasting people with you guys though. You are always the first to have all the tea and you wait until just the right moment to spill it, I'm so envious. Would never piss you off. Libra - GO OUT AND DO SOMETHING JESUS there's more to life than Netflix I SWEAR and it's like, GOOD ??? To go outdoors?? Or like, experience life??? Every once in a while?? Other than that all my libra bitches pretty as hell, amen. Can Charm my pants off any day. A little too romantic for my taste, like, cut the shit lets just get to the point already. Clingy. But also got your back no matter what. Scorpio - I...don't...particularly like you people. You're too intense and every Scorpio I've met gives off this energy of "get this done for me NOW or you die" and it makes me really nervous. I feel like none of you want friends unless it's beneficial to you. Other than that you're very hard working and clever and I admire that about you #jealous Sagittarius - my second favorite bitches. Love talking shit with these people but... I can never be intellectually deep with y'all. Kind of superficial. Either way you are good for entertainment purposes. All seeking adventure and I like that shit!!!! So cool hiking buddies yes ah very nice. Very generous people. So gorgeous. Rlly weird obsessions tho.... Capricorn - CHILL the fuck out and SIT the hell down caps. You can't control everyone. You can't manipulate them when you don't get your way. (I am very biased here I'm sorry).... But stop doing life so hard. I mean I guess it will pay off in the long run??? But just have fun right now ??? Y'all are pretty fun when you open up and let your guard down. Aquarius - I don't know many aquas but the ones I do are.... So emotional lol. Too much for me. You guys.... PLEASE get therapy if you think you need it like. Seriously don't bottle all those emotions in that giant brain of yours. Rlly good taste in music. Super nerdy about stuff and it's so cute aw aw aw!!!! Pisces - get out of your own head. You all seem to think the world is against you when rlly y'all the ones I personally wanna see succeed most cause you have so much POTENTIAL like ???? How. Too emotional for me, you guys get #triggered so fast omg. Ummmmm very helpful. Sweet lil angels until you piss them off then they'll do some mad shit talking.

Aries- Immensely selfish and always got their own back(not that it is a bad thing, I find it very self sufficient). They can be naive at times, and adventurous, loud, and very hot headed( meanwhile the fellow Cardinal sign Capricorn freaks out behind him deeming him "immature to the highest degree" Aries retorts by flipping him off while walking off into the distance). Moreover, having an Aries rising, I can be very obnoxiously angry for absolutely everything, even though I usually get over it in 3-4minutes. Many times I have tried to keep grudges but it has always proved literally impossible, it was always something about being too bored to keep the grudge going on or being too over it and onto the next to keep obsessing. Overall, Aries natives love to look ahead, they hate looking back into the past and contemplating; They feel they will get nowhere this way. I have found they need a great amount of mental and/or emotional stimulation to keep them coming back to people (much like Scorpio), they tend to like being independent more and don't really know how to deal with a partner(s). Taurus- Extremely chill. Obsessed with luxury and comfortable lifestyles. So comforting. Hell, even complete strangers would be fine hanging with these guys. I see this sign as the most earthy sign there is; Fixed signs tend to portray the highest form of the element so since Taurus is a fixed sign they would exhibit the highest form of earth compared to the other earth signs Capricorn and Virgo. Taurus Venus tends to be beautiful af like Lana del Rey for example and Taurus Mars tends to be overly sensual and obsessed with good clothes( not too gaudy, more traditional), good food, and getting reactions out of love interests and just straight up messing with them so they can replay their little darling's reaction in their head over and over again. Overall, Taurus tends to make an object out of everyone and everything in their lives and treats the world as if it was their own shopping mall or trading center, maybe even they are their own object in their own eyes....who knows??? Gemini- SO CURIOUS!!! Yet they have an attention span of a 4 year old. I love Gemini natives because they are so open minded when it comes to learning unlike most other signs. My best friend was a Gemini sun with a libra moon so I am usually get along very well with them. I really appreciate how mentally stimulating they are, I tend to enjoy roaming around and talking with them. Usually guys with Gemini Venus tend to like girls regardless of looks making them pretty real despite Gemini stereotypes of being fake. Cancer- C for Comfortable much like Taurus natives; making cancer and Taurus my second favorite zodiac couple. Though personally one other adjective I would use to describe them would be adorable. Cancers are fucking adorable in my opinion, then again that might just be because of my Capricorn moon and cancer IC. Cancers usually try really hard to feel comfortable and bring a sense of home to any enviornment you put them in. They are manipulative however when they feel insecure, much like their fellow water sign Scorpio. They also are obsessed with their emotions aka moon sign so if you find a cancer with say a Virgo moon you will find this person to exhibit the deepest most organic traits of a Virgo. But on a more negative note, because I have a Capricorn moon I tend to find them to be overly emotional and highly impractical at times, I usually obsess over protecting these frail nymphs for this reason, especially if they have their moon in a water or earth sign. Leo- LEOS ARE SO MUCH FUN!!! Most find it annoying how self centered they are but i just find it really funny. They are like a bundle of sunshine. They can light up the day of even some emo dude sitting in the corner complaining about the world. They are fun as long as you don't burst their bubble: their super ego. Their ego might not be as big as a scorpio's or as small as a Pisces's/Virgo's but regardless it is still there and it is highly sensitive. Leo natives might hide their vulnerability and fragility but it is always LITERALLY ALWAYS there and conveniently it is all surrounded by their giant bulb of ego light from which they shine through. Virgo- I love Virgo's, they are all hot to me regardless of how they look like. They are so cute and nitpicky. I have a Virgo Mars so I am usually ok with any sort of nagging. I hate to admit it but many times I find myself nagging about absolutely everything. I don't usually do it to annoy others however, i usually do it to help them become better. Virgo's are obsessed with retaining their purity at all costs. Why? It makes them feel clean. They tend to get disillusioned and addicted to the details, unlike Pisces who gets disillusioned by the big picture. Libra- THEY ARE SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!!! They are the most harmonizing people you will ever meet. Most have beautiful features and are complemented or don't get complimented enough and have an inescapable need to gain more compliments. They are frustratingly indecisive however. They can also be artificial when they obsess over pleasing others too much; They usually do this when it gets harder to make friends or partners. They can also suffer from laziness such as the other Venus ruled sign: Taurus. Yet regardless, I find them immensely beautiful, even if not physically. Scorpio- I love scorpios, almost as much as I love capricorns and Virgos. I love them mainly because of their lack of superficiality. They have so much depth and I always find myself lost inside it yet undeniably chained to it. Although that may be because of the fact that I have Venus Conjunct Pluto with orb of 0 and not to mention my Sun, Venus, and Pluto all in my 8th house ruled by Scorpio. Regardless, I find them all curious about others yet retaining their subtlety by being immensely hidden regarding their curiosity and what they find mentally and emotionally stimulating. Overall, Scorpio natives are sexy af the end. Sagittarius- Sag natives are all extremely attractive to me. They have an insatiable sense of adventure that I just find exhilarating. It is any Sag girls dream to find a Sagittarian man who is willing to take them on a long adventure across the world. Sagittarius's are blunt, yet I still fail to see anything wrong in that. I find them to be honest. I also find them having a habit of trying to look bigger than they are, making them seem ambitious. They love to act grandiose like a leo and jump into life like an Aries but unlike those other fire signs, Sagittarius natives tend to be much more optimistic and patient to go through the hardships of life. They lack the Leo super ego and the Aries "bitch get out the way" rudeness. Ultimately, I love how they obsess over adventure and I can relate, being a Sagittarius myself. Capricorn- Capricorn's I feel most comfortable with and used to. That may be because of my capricorn moon that I can't help but find their pessimism and practicality almost soothing like a lullaby. I also find myself uncontrollably attracted to them. To me, every aspect of them is beautiful in the most purest way. I idealize their structure and wish there was a way I could heal all of their sorrows. I would gladly give myself to help any Capricorn, that is my weakness. Regardless, I cannot deny that I tend to find them intimidating, I find their demands to be harsh at times (moon square Saturn). But I nevertheless, love them immensely, I find them to be perfection in every way. However, that all may be because of my moon Neptune conjunction in Capricorn. Aquarius- I find them strange. I find scorpios most unique with Aquarius making a close second. They are all fun to hang around and I really REALLY appreciate how detached they are. They don't smother you yet sometimes I must admit I find their detachment somewhat cold. Aquarius is a super chill sign though. They never take things to heart and always put faith in humanity no matter how incompetent they may feel them to be, they make it almost a responsibility to care for them, much like Capricorn takes responsibility to care for their family and themselves. My father has an Aquarius moon and he is the most chill guy when it comes to dealing with people. He never gets too attached to anyone and never once obsessed over gossiping about others, he likes to spend his time elsewhere learning random and shocking things on national geographic or perusing criminal minds instead. But when he does get asked his opinion regarding gossip he is able to give a full analysis on the psychological situation and motives of all people involved. (which I find literally psychic, almost like a water sign.) Pisces- I find them fragile and in a constant state of euphoria, looking at the rest of the signs and world with a compassionate and "I've been there before" look in their eyes. Whenever I see a Pisces native they are always fighting for something bigger than themselves much like Sagittarius. The only difference would be the emotionally surrendering way they flow through life. They are extremely tolerant with pain, yet unlike a Scorpio who would immediately shut down and become suspicious of everyone, Pisces tends to take it all in, making them the most tolerant sign in the zodiac. They will tolerate anything you throw at them and only give you love in the end, making them the hands down perfect soulmate for a Scorpio, Capricorn, and any other sign that wears thick and rough skin around their sensitive hearts.

pisces: theyre really sensitive, one of my friends is a pisces and she's super in tune w everyone's vibes and emotions. she's super caring and not super good w dealing w emotions (p shitty actually) but uses all the jokes and love she can muster up to help when someone is upset/down. 

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Hope that helps.

Pisces - Sailing, Swimming, Equestrian Eventing

super duper biased (im so sorry leos...) aries: ive only met a few other aries in my life but weve NEVER gotten along. always starting arguments but refusing to finish them.. and they have a tendency to be immature. they have trouble apologizing. every aries ive met has been very defensive and always secretly extremely insecure but youd never be able to tell until you really got to know one. I will say though that they are very passionate about what they care about and if theyre on your side they will defend you even if youre wrong. theyre also adorably spontaneous. brutally honest when theyre angry. dont have much of a filter between their thoughts and their words. taurus: I have so many tauruses in my life that im extremely close to. the ones i know are HORRIBLE with dates, times, remembering things, being on time, etc. which at first came as a shock because everyone says theyre extremely serious and reliable. oh well! i love them anyways. when a taurus cares about you however, they will be willing to drop everything for you anytime. incredibly giving people with hearts of gold. theyre so silly and sweet and have great senses of humor but theyre serious when need be. are SO passionate about the people they love. such romantics and so incredibly sensual. theyre so protective and great at comforting people. lazy until they absolutely need to get shit done (but somehow they always get it done). Love 'em. gemini: I LOVE geminis. my best friend is a gemini and she is by far the sweetest, most understanding, and diplomatic person ive met. the geminis i have met have always been extremely fair and level headed. some tend to be overly worried about appearance, but others are the exact opposite. when it comes down to it they can internally be very petty but they will very rarely let it sway their opinions externally. every gemini ive met has had lavender as their favorite color?? odd but a cool little fact. tend to be hilariously sarcastic. very reliable. EXTREMELY intelligent. cancer: yall are FUCKING CRAZY but i cant help but hang out with you guys. quick storytime: one of the cancers i know cut off the top of her sisters finger with scissors because she messed up her drawing, and another cancer i know lit a public toilet on fire and just left the restroom because they were "just really angry that day". the cancers i know are TERRIFYING PEOPLE. emotionally you guys scare me because you feel everything so intensely. backstabbers to the max. SO FUNNY because theyre constantly roasting the hell out of people but constantly make me so so nervous. so quick to talk shit. i will say though you guys are really interesting and ive had a lot of really deep conversations with cancers. i appreciate them for the way they are and im sure there are some totally sane cancers out there. leo: im so sorry to all the lovely leos out there but the leos ive met have RUINED this sign for me. they have always matched every leo stereotype. they are so whiny and live for being the center of attention. incredibly dramatic and jealous. some of the biggest gossips ive ever met. they never stop talking and when they are talking its always about themselves! SUCH inflated egos. so self absorbed. just very stereotypical negative leo behavior. im sure not all leos are like this so im sorry to all the amazing ones out there, but wow the ones ive met are just mean. virgo: Ive never met a virgo???? where are you people? do you exist? youre probably cool. im going to default to saying that i love you guys. virgos = cool probably. idk libra: I either love or hate libras. on one hand some of them are very fair and thoughtful, bubbly and loved by everyone. on the other hand though theyre a pain in the ass to deal with. they always want the very best, and tend to be extremely rude when that isnt what they recieve. such flirts. some of the libras i know are such good people though, and they give REALLY thoughtful gifts. a reoccuring stereotypical thing ive noticed is that they all love glitter for some reason. very crafty people. they can be super manipulative in order to get what they want. mixed feelings. judgemental as hell but only behind closed doors. the libras i know love making other people happy. scorpio: I dont know many scorpios but i hate seeing how cynical and untrusting the ones i know are. very brutal people. but with the negatives aside, their intensity is invigorating and they turn heads like no other sign. SO intimidating but its only because they seem so well put together, mature, and otherworldly. genuine people though, and they are the most real people ive met. loyal and passionate. sagittarius: ahhhhh! I know a lot of sags and I love you guys for the most part. always up for a good time and so creative. hands down the most fun sign. so exciting and interesting, intelligent and quirky. honestly, the most fast-thinking sign ive met. the most funny sarcasm out there. the people i know with this sign are such comedians and they live to make people laugh and brighten peoples day. its hard to make them mad because theyll brush you and your lousy opinions off so quickly, but that means theyre really difficult to sway when they believe in something. they tend to be right about things, and always have a "gut feeling" about any situation. just really warm, nice people. sweet smiles, too. capricorn: some of my closest friends are capricorns. theyre the definition of ride or die friends. most loyal sign ive met. theyre the masters at hiding their emotions and their emotional seriousness has a tendency to scare me a lil bit, but theyre just really cool people. you can come to them with absolutely anything and theyll always want to help. such memes tho. good taste in music. theyre so complex but appear so simple. SO GOOD at storytelling and writing. brutally honest, but in a productive way. doesnt take bullshit. ever. aquarius: ive only met 2 but theyre such aliens i swear. theyre so cool though. very spacey, cute senses of humor, VERY chill. theyre really clever and creative too. independant as hell and sometimes they just want to be left alone. they always seemed a little detached from reality. cool as a cucumber. pisces: and the award for most passive-agressive goes to pisces. honestly though i love you guys. youre so empathic and caring, and THE ABSOLUTE BEST to talk to about problems, deep thoughts, or just random stuff with. just the best people to carry on conversations with. the pisces i know arent shy at all, but just naturally quiet. i will say that you guys are so difficult to talk to when youre upset because you have this tendency to shut down and block out the people around you. very sensitive and you tend to take things to heart very easily. extremely intelligent and innovative people. you always seem lost in thought, and im always curious about what youre thinking about.

Aries: some of my favourite people are Aries. They have a lot of fun and have such a wicked energy. I work with lots of Aries and they're bossy but a bit childish, which I think softens them a bit. I've seen one cry and it broke my heart. My mum is an Aries and I LOVE how confident she is. I aspire to be just like her. Taurus; I know only a handful of Taureans and I'm growing very fond of them. I have a huge crush on one and I'm constantly bedazzled by their patience and chill outlook. Super sweet and always gorgeous. Inside and out. Communication is a bit of a challenge. Want to wrap them in blankets and make them food. Beautiful eyes. Shy (which is tricky being the Leo I am, but my moon helps me understand them) Gemini; I'm close with two geminis and they are some of the coolest people. One is so smart and reminds me of gold electricity. Laughs a lot, shares music and articles with me. We did a drug test together and she wanted me to hold her hand as they drew blood. Sweetest souls who are good at being separate from their emotions. I love them endlessly. Cancer; my dad is a cancer and as much as I love his unconditional love and tolerance of me (fiesty drama queen) but they're so passive aggressive and can't be direct which really gets me. I wish I knew some on a more personal level. Leo; I can't get enough of Leos. I'm blessed to know a bunch of them, and they are pure light. I can see the love pour out of them with how they talk, what they do and how they express themselves. Loud and outgoing but so understanding. My friend whom I've known since kindergarten has the exact same natal chart as me but I have Taurus moon, she has cancer, and she is the coolest ray of sunshine. Loyal and super soft hearted. Virgo: I only know two, and neither too personally. One just bugs me, but the one I know more is super sweet and humble. She used to tell me her relationship troubles and it was hard to hear how selfless she was and how she didn't get much back. Super clever and quick witted. Libra; my best friend and grandma are Libras and they're really chill. They can be superficial and can't make a decision to save their lives, but super bubbly and know so many people. They do play the social chameleon but I see it as a way to accommodate for people. So nice. They hide insecurities very well. Scorpio; intense. I only know two and they are the sweetest. I feel so loved and appreciated by my close friend. The other is just so emotional but owns it which I admire so much! I would give them the world if I could. They have such emotional strength. I've been hurt by Scorpio men, so I'm still trying to be open to them. Their intensity/passion scares me sometimes. Sagittarius; I love sagittarians. I know a lot and they're all the coolest. Very easy to be around. Love to keep moving. Deeper than they come across, which is nice. They remind me of sugar and laughing. The only blunt Sagittarian I know is my grandma. Capricorn; I know one and he has a dark sense of humour. Very emotionally closed off but very much a family man. Likes to take care of his family. Can be a real hard ass but he is a soft soul who's been through stuff. I feel that compassion is what would break through his emotionless façade. Aquarius; love them. Strong unique personalities. Live in their own world. Can be supremely selfless and sweet with those they care about, which catches me off guard. Nothing but love for them. Pisces; my dads side of the family is full of them. They're so sweet. Can have a good time but when it comes to serious conversations, they sit and listen intently. They remind me of tissues and dainty flowers. Simple souls who have a huge pool of love to draw on for their loved ones. My good friend is a 6th house pisces dominant and she is basically the ultimate mum friend.

North Node Sagittarius South Node in Gemini. 

{i am a scorpio sun, aries moon, aquarius rising} aries: love to hate them.. basically only talk about themselves, but it's not out of spite, they just genuinely don't think of the idea to ask you about your life. concerned with public image, sigh a lot taurus: stereotypically very lazy. caring. tendency towards pent up anger, which will all come out in one burst. gemini: not necessarily two-faced as the stereotype claims, they are simply just good at adapting to their situation. make you feel good about yourself after a conversation by making you comfortable. cancer: oh, cancer... please stop trying to give me advice that i do not want. i know it's coming from a good place, but as an aries moon/aqua rising I AM TOO INDEPENDENT FOR THAT!! i hate being told what to do, and i cannot stand being mothered. can get very preachy. leo: I LOVE LEOS. super loyal, honest, and happy people to be around. good at picking out outfits. have a lot to offer. all the attention they command they return tenfold. no complaints. virgo: super super super critical. not as smart as they think they are. good friend. all of my virgo sun friends tend to have a ton of leo influence so they tend to need attention, but don't return it as leo does. will put in work necessary for the outcome they want. libra: always looks put together, even in sweats. put tons of effort into making everyone comfortable in any situation. not the most loyal, but as a friend is down to do whatever. they will not express their anger to your face. scorpio: have many layers (like an onion/shrek). cannot really know them until you are extremely close with them. generally extroverted. have a shell. you never really notice their outfits. sagittarius: down to party. always moving. generally tall. deep, but not as deep as they want you to think. super super great at advice. take their own opinions as facts. capricorn: similar to scorpio in that it is hard to know them without being a close friend. small. secretly very funny. girls are good at makeup. trustworthy. aquarius: unexpectedly very sexually active. the guys are hard to figure out. flirtatious without further intent. doesn't really give a crap pisces: tend to lie a not but not because they're being mean, they are just uncomfortable with the truth. easygoing. {my astro blog is @caitstrology but it wouldn't let me submit it there idk}

Pisces♓️ : I have learned that I have mixed feelings about pisces. They are gorgeous, artsy, gifted and sympathetic people, but they are way too dependent and clingy. I get along more with pisces women than pisces men.

and i thought i should tell you because you said you haven't meant a nice aqua yet. he's always listening to what i have to say and is always reminding me to eat, get enough sleep and so on. he loves to cuss and tell me not to do the same and is the one i go to when i need to rant and am in a bad mood. he makes bad puns, loves to tease me about my height and i wouldn't trade him for the world.