Enjoy the Madness

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

I mean, that’s censorship but okay.

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you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

These guys would be the biggest hit at any Renaissance fair they went to.

sir please thats my emotional support song that i first heard on a 8tracks playlist in 2014

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.