What am I doing here

is there anything else? or is your ball just hanging

Eyes up here

was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast

do you think that when the big arm on the trash truck aggressively grabs the trash can on the curb and dumps it into the truck that it's like a little sexual for the trash can

how i back up in the target parking lot after my car is 15% out of the space and it’s now legally not my fault if i get hit

i think this post has had more cultural impact than all 4 rebuild films combined

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

even you

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

Perform the Sleep action Without gaining the "Well Rested" status effect.

i grinded for 3 hours to get the moonveil katana just to figure out that i don’t have enough int for that 

how’s it feel to not be smart enough to wield some glorious nippon steel you baka gaijin

weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh

"i'm not touching anything right now" small talk on the international space station