Quotes and things I live

if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here

guy fieri couture

That’s Jafar’s staff.

i know because i heard a quiet “what the fuck bro” from the next aisle over

So everyone is talking about that one picture of Luigi in Mario Tennis but are going to talk about this one???

WAH(wah,wah wah)

So I downloaded a game called Writer Simulator. In the game I have a job, gf(now wife), and I can “publish” books. I only pick the names, genre, and aspects (By aspects I mean I get points and divide them between the characteristics of the book). So here is a list of the names of my book!

Yo, scrub my content from your blog. First of all, it is supposed to be a funny story. Second, I reinforced the idea of forcing someone to fall in love with you not being okay by commenting ‘how do you live with yourself?’ I assumed people would interpret that as exactly the opposite of what you are telling me I am enforcing. My bad. 

The entire tone of it was clearly not meant to be taken seriously at all

The first thing I thought of when we started studying the French revolution. (I know I misspelled croissant)

My friend told a little bug just landed on her hand and bc she had some allergies earlier she took some benadryl, so she felt a little high. And instead of just swatting it away she just yelled at it “i dont even know you!!”

In my nightmares I am frail. I am voiceless, I am powerless, and Afraid. But even in my nightmares, as Lost, and Nameless As I am, I still dread waking. Because in my reality, I am the same.” k.w.vaz.