phem lesbian

i wholeheartedly believe the girl was a nightmare to raise because there’s simply no way a baby born of her mother’s rage and a literal bomb was not the most fussy baby in the world. howeverrrr she also 100% is the kid to receive a random gift on christmas and still be excited about it. the killjoys obviously are going to give her whatever fun stuff they can, but they could also wrap up a packet of tortillas in pretty paper and she’d still be like fuuuuuck yes lets put these shits on the grill

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

thinking about how pretty and whimsical phil lester is. like his face and his personality were handcrafted by fairies and woven with magic and sunshine. he should live in a mushroom and have a talking badger for a companion and bathe in tree sap.