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let's loaf with mama

Dick: And this is my close friend, Roy! I think you'll like him.

Jason, sweating, trying to keep a secret: Hey man

to lave means to wash/bathe/lap at, and it's in basically every sex scene ever

a lathe is a machine that smoothes a spinning piece of wood or metal by cutting thin layers off it, and it's also in an unfortunate number of sex scenes

so when you say things like this:

I am imagining things like this:

Any mission that the Outlaws were able to get away from was a good mission. Except they’re maybe having some issues with the actual getting away part. Kori is out for the count — Jason has her in a fireman’s carry, walking backwards while he covers their retreat — and Roy is well aware that there is probably something really wrong with his leg. But he can hobble onto the ship and get it into the air and —

They make it out of danger, which is to say, the planet they’re leaving doesn’t have space travel yet, before the alarms start going and he’s pulling up the screen and —

So I feel like Star Sapphire rings could and SHOULD....give their wielders heart shaped pupils and healing kisses.

Why do I want this?

Ring: Jason Todd of Ear-

Goon 1: Dude, you can’t just say that, don’t you know ANYTHING about vigilantes?

Goon 2: Yeah, when he’s in the suit he’s Red Hood, get it right

Ring:

Ring: Red Hood of Earth,

Goon 3: “Of Earth?” That’s weird, man

Goon 1: Yeah, if anything he’s “of Gotham”

Goon 2: Nah, Hood’s “of Crime Alley”

And Jason is sitting there trying not to laugh as his people bully a fucking Lantern Ring, because he’s still bleeding and Leslie would genuinely eviscerate him for moving before she’s done with his stitches. Eventually they end up forcing the ring to explicitly lay out everything that accepting the ring would entail like it’s a work contract, and he’s actually kind of proud of them because it meant they were listening, and he doesn’t have the heart to tell them he already knows what a Star Sapphire is (though he did technically learn a few details he hadn’t known before, so it was probably good they did it anyway).

Anyway, the ring eventually makes its offer (calling him Red Hood of Crime Alley in a bid to not be interrupted), and Jason waits as his goons debate the pros and cons, wondering when the ring will realize he can’t actually give verbal consent at the moment due to the, y’know, recently slit throat.

He eventually does accept the ring, once it’s determined that he can choose his outfit and won’t draw too much attention to himself by glowing. It’s probably pretty good timing, since even though Leslie did a good job putting him back together (while all of this was going on, the ring refused to leave him and his people were adamant on fighting for his legal rights against the cosmic entity, which she tolerated as long as they helped and stayed physically out of the way), his throat still hurts like a bitch and the healing magic that rushes through him is pure relief. Anyway, due to the way they had the ring word the proposal, the newest Star Sapphire is logged officially as “Red Hood of Crime Alley,” and Hal immediately starts sweating, absolutely dreading having to tell Spooky that his Crime Lord Problem just got significantly more complicated.

Leslie bargains to have Jason use healing magic on more severe cases, and they set up a schedule for him to work shifts at the clinic, and then she immediately goes to beat Batman’s ass for what happened since she is well aware of who Jason Todd is, and the goons may have already forcefully ejected his name from their minds in respect, but she still hasn’t forgiven Bruce for forcing her to perform an honestly pretty irrelevant autopsy on the kid. She can ask him how he came back later.

Bruce: Yes, of course, I understand.

Bruce, deadpan introducing Jason to literally anyone: This is my baby boy. My sweet little darling. My silly goose. Bambini. Small one. Duckling. Spider monkey. Pumpkin. Itty bitty.

Prince of Gotham

definitely not capitalizing on it enough. cause people like to hc that bruce looks like martha, in those cases jason looking like bruce inevitably means he looks like martha.

and, my own person hc is that jason is a little more feminine in his looks (longer lashes, rounder cheeks, poutier lips etc etc), so looking like martha even more prominent

that means in the end, what you could potentially get, is bruce beating his son half to death, and laying there, instead of jason (his son, which is already fucked up), its his dying mother all over again, but this time, he’s not a bystander or a victim, he’s on the other side of the gun.

like it’s right there,,,

YOUVE KILLED ME ANON

omg. i love everything about this and i regret being so late to answering. i also love a jason who presents more feminine in certain features!!!

i've never seen anyone say jason looks like martha but now i'm IN LOVEEEE with this headcanon. i agree about the bruce thing LOL i personally dislike jason looking like bruce 👎 but MARTHA? i love him looking like willis too but that's unrelated.

THAT ENDDDD UGHHHHH yes yes yes. i need bruce stumbling back after the fog has lifted and the rage has lessened. i need him seeing his jaybaby crumpled on the ground, bleeding and bruised and broken. i need him looking at his trembling fists and realizing this is all his fault; that he did this to his son.

and then when he looks back down at jason, he just sees his mama instead. his mama who lay folded over his papa, long lashes dusting over her increasingly pale cheeks-- full lips cracking and peeling. blood seeping into her clothes and running a trail towards his feet.

he doesn't even realize roy showed up to save jason until he's being shoved back by an arrow. and bruce is waiting, he's waiting and pleading for his mama's face to disappear and for him to see jason again but it doesn't happen.

I just imagine a scenario where jason is with the bats, could be a gala or some civilian something, and they are all joking about looks and who can flirt and get more numbers and what not, and they're gonna make jason the butt of the joke as per usual, except a devastingly handsome, slightly older man approaches and is very VERY clearly interested in jason and ONLY jason. he isn't creepy or pushy, just earnest and whole heartedly smitten with jason.

and maybe they expect the man to receive a mean quip or a swift rejection. but instead, to their utter suprise, jason just blushes, really soft and gentle and takes the number handed to him on a slip of paper, batting his eyelashes and tucking a little curl behind his ear.

and all the bats are shocked, thats not at all what they were expected. And the thing is, IT KEEPS HAPPENING.

a middle aged woman, a young new CEO, a silver fox with a smooth accent, keep approaching jason throughout the night, with either hungry or starstruck eyes.

roaming over inky, bouncing curls, high cheekbones and clear skin, broad shoulders, supple chest, tiny waist, stunning ass and legs. just jason being devastingly attractive and people wanting him, and making it known. and jason just being overwhelmed and flattered but soaking it in.

YEAAAAA DEVASTATINGLY ATTRACTIVE JASON TODD

i think about this jason A LOT. he is the baby girl. willis calling him his prince was so stinking cute 😭 and YES. there is no way jason isn't canonically attractive considering willis' play.

I LOVEEEE YOUR DESCRIPTIONS

i always enjoy thinking about jason getting suitors and nobody expecting it (he doesn't either). and they're always so hot and so much older. jason strictly going for older people has to be my fav hc even tho it's also pretty canon LOL he loves him some pseudo parental figures that remind him of his mommy daddy issues