Well hi there...

I actually grew up to be Angelina

*male writer voice* i don’t remember her name. it’s not important. i met her at a record store and she went home with me because i offered to buy her cigarettes. she had amazing perky breasts. we drank cheap whiskey and had sex three times that night and then she told me she wanted to be a dragonfly because they were free. i slept with her many times after that. but one day she stopped returning my calls and i don’t know why. that was seven years ago. on monday she got hit by a bus and died. i saw it in the newspaper so i went to her funeral and it made me sad. i don’t know why. i hate my mother even though she pays my rent while i write poetry about masturbating in the shower

OH MY GOD THIS IS LOVE

AHHHHHHHHHH YASSSSSS

Legitness!!

i enjoy how they didnt over sexualize their prince costumes. like esp with jasmine. she couldve totally been in aladdin’s vest, but nope. fully clothed. thanks. 

laughing because Mulan looks the same

things i loved more then i expected, this

this is honestly one of my favorite posts ever

Amazing and wonderful either way <3

is there one the other way round (with the princes in the princesses outfits)?

^YES PLEASE

Never not reblog sassy-sarcastic Jesus lovingly putting people on the right track.

Sarcastic Jesus is the best version of him

hickeys are gross i want ten

ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN.

The Gay Agenda, everyone. 

this is fucking i n c r e d i b l e

tomorrow

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

Queueing this for next year

“The ice was soo spicy, 1 star”