can i haz the cuddles

I understand the CEO of UnitedHealth was shot but has he considered losing weight? Because that would help resolve those symptoms.

@angiethewitch

absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

Reblog if you're LGBTQIA+ (Yes Trans people and people on the ace/aro spectrum are also valid, shut up)

listening to music i listened to when i was 14 makes me realise im still the same person but taller & with a rare esoteric wisdom that can only be gained through suffering

a good sense of humor is such a fucking turn on

Women are so attractive actually i love women so much it’s actually insane