Bruce Banner is Always Angry

Happy #AceDay! 

May 8th is Ace Visibility Day. You might see some people posting playing cards all over their blogs, and here’s why: each card represents a different part of the Asexual spectrum!

♥ Ace of Hearts: Alloromantic Asexual - experiences romantic attraction regularly toward one or more genders. This includes orientations such as heteroromantic, homoromantic, biromantic, polyromantic, and panromantic.

♠ Ace of Spades: Aromantic Asexual - does not experience romantic attraction toward any gender.

♦ Ace of Diamonds: Demiromantic/Demisexual & Grey-aromantic/Grey-Asexual- Experiences romantic and/or sexual attraction only if a strong emotional bond is established. OR Experiences romantic/sexual attraction rarely, not strongly enough to act on, only under specific circumstances, or fluctuates between periods of experiencing attraction and not experiencing it.

♣ Ace of Clubs: Questioning/Unsure of Orientation - Aware they fall on the aromantic and/or asexual spectrum, but not sure where.

(NO SPOILERS)

First, I want to say that I liked the movie in general and I think it’s mostly a worthy follow up to the original Avengers, and the Marvel Universe.

That said, I have one major problem with the film. And I have to qualify this by saying I’m a very body-positive individual, I think our bodies are nothing to be ashamed of showing, but I feel the close up shot of the hulk penis was unnecessary and gratuitous, and in poor taste.

Anyone who has seen the film will of course know that after a certain fight scene, we see the Hulk nude and that’s fine, and realistic beyond the usual stretchy shorts they give him, but the ten second long extreme close up of just the penis was out of place and added nothing to the movie, and frankly I feel in a PG rated film it was a bit inappropriate.

Again, I don’t think genitals are shameful or evil or any of that stuff, but to show a full unbroken graphic close up of the colossal digital green penis subtly throbbing with gamma radiation just wasn’t a good idea, nor was the “Hallelujah” chorus on the soundtrack during its reveal. That just made it too tawdry, too sleazy for a scene that would otherwise have been very sympathetic to Banner.

And whether or not I’m circumcised?

And, y’know, generally discussing my dick in relation to the size of the other guy’s?

thanks.

......Tony would you. Just. No! DON”T REBLOG THIS. 

#Further, we all know who will be the one to track Bruce and bring him back. #Because it’s always Tony.

NOTP becomes canon

And, frankly, I don’t have any room to talk about Steve going to sit in a corner because of how he became a super hero. 

I saw AoU tonight. And I have a lot (read A LOT OF) ScienceBros feels. We are ignoring the really creepy and uncomfortable things that were in this movie. Ahem. Moving on.

Please prompt me. Right now. I want to wake up to lots of prompts in my inbox. <3