Eternally Yours

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HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks 

the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits

the law: You must pay them this and no less.

The law: you have to pay your employees

human brain: bear will kill you

*monkey brain: bear will kill you

Alright, y'all. Bug nerd here. Yes, this is real. This is Charidotella sexpunctata. It’s able change color like this by filling and emptying its elytra (the wing covers) with water. The mirror-like gold effect is caused by it forcing water into separate layers of its elytra, smoothing them out to the point where they actually reflect light. By drawing the water out, the red pigment beneath is exposed. They do this whenever they’re disturbed as a defense mechanism, likely to mimic foul tasting lady beetles.

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