German kids on YouTube are like today ve are making goopensleim

be sure to likensübscreiben

when you see someone from high school and they don’t recognize you that’s the exact opposite of the mortifying ordeal of being known. the gratifying relief of being forgotten

What would your own pocket dimension contain?

Pennies

How many

Pennies

You’re not the first person I’ve asked this today, but how many?

Pennies

I hope all of you get stuck somewhere and you have to eat each other to survive

you’re not a better, more moral, or more accomplished person than homeless people. you’re not a better, more moral, or more accomplished person than drug addicts. you’re not a better, more moral, or more accomplished person than sex workers.

Retail worker dream uniform

really looking forward to doing something one of these days

I think u have to love the cup u drink ur cofe out of at home. Just any mug will simply not do

You call yourself a girlboss but I just went to linked in and nobody there knew you

i hope they start dropping new soups in 2021

don’t drop any soups you’ll spill em

drop them straight into my mouth

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

jealousy isn’t the way bro

I stole this from the wikipedia page about cheddar cheese. Those are cheeses aging in a cave.

Why is Santa there?

It’s a cave.

why isn’t this on @wikipediafoods