I'm here now, time to cause some trouble."
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@alucard-ask
I'm here now, time to cause some trouble."

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*When everyone is asleep so you just wait and sit in your room until something happens*
What is it son?
Dad, would you watch this show about a cartoon dog with me? It's called Bluey. I heard it's enjoyable for everyone.
- @onyx-the-dhampir
The Hell? Yea sure
Are D from Vampire Hunter D and Adrian Tepes aka Alucard from Castlevania technically your sons even if they're from different universes but their universes' Dracula is their father and you are technically Dracula?
Idk how to word that better.
Tl;dr: Are D from Vampire Hunter D and Adrian from Castlevania your sons?
I mean if they want to be kinky about it and call me Daddy I wont crush them for it
Dad- what... I just woke up...
Dooont worry about it, ill probably regret it later
Having brothers would be pretty interesting to be honest... well, more brothers i guess.
More yes
They both look very fancy... They could show me how to use a sword and I could show them how to use guns!
So what am I supposed to teach you?
You taught me how to use guns? And yknow do the shadow thing and the turning into a bat thing. Still cant figure out the blood memory reading thing or the turning into a wolf thing.
You have to drink their blood, and you need to have a familiar either inside you or just have one
Are D from Vampire Hunter D and Adrian Tepes aka Alucard from Castlevania technically your sons even if they're from different universes but their universes' Dracula is their father and you are technically Dracula?
Idk how to word that better.
Tl;dr: Are D from Vampire Hunter D and Adrian from Castlevania your sons?
I mean if they want to be kinky about it and call me Daddy I wont crush them for it
Dad- what... I just woke up...
Dooont worry about it, ill probably regret it later
Having brothers would be pretty interesting to be honest... well, more brothers i guess.
More yes
They both look very fancy... They could show me how to use a sword and I could show them how to use guns!
So what am I supposed to teach you?

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch âą No registration required âą HD streaming
Are D from Vampire Hunter D and Adrian Tepes aka Alucard from Castlevania technically your sons even if they're from different universes but their universes' Dracula is their father and you are technically Dracula?
Idk how to word that better.
Tl;dr: Are D from Vampire Hunter D and Adrian from Castlevania your sons?
I mean if they want to be kinky about it and call me Daddy I wont crush them for it
Dad- what... I just woke up...
Dooont worry about it, ill probably regret it later
Having brothers would be pretty interesting to be honest... well, more brothers i guess.
More yes
I've been thinking - did you ever get the 70 inch TV back? đ€
I've been had it
Are D from Vampire Hunter D and Adrian Tepes aka Alucard from Castlevania technically your sons even if they're from different universes but their universes' Dracula is their father and you are technically Dracula?
Idk how to word that better.
Tl;dr: Are D from Vampire Hunter D and Adrian from Castlevania your sons?
I mean if they want to be kinky about it and call me Daddy I wont crush them for it
Dad- what... I just woke up...
Dooont worry about it, ill probably regret it later
Are D from Vampire Hunter D and Adrian Tepes aka Alucard from Castlevania technically your sons even if they're from different universes but their universes' Dracula is their father and you are technically Dracula?
Idk how to word that better.
Tl;dr: Are D from Vampire Hunter D and Adrian from Castlevania your sons?
I mean if they want to be kinky about it and call me Daddy I wont crush them for it
I love when people talk about how the Hellsing fandom is so small that everyone knows each other
Does that make me the creepy uncle?
Or would I be the cousin at the family reunion that everyone tries not to make eye contact with?
And im going to be the sassy aunt who talks shit about alll my family
I'm the gay emo cousin.
(I run @onyx-the-dhampir )
XD YEEES)

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So you know how like mosquitoes have a blood type preference?
Soooo whats Alucards blood type preference?
You're calling me a mosquito
I love when people talk about how the Hellsing fandom is so small that everyone knows each other
Does that make me the creepy uncle?
Or would I be the cousin at the family reunion that everyone tries not to make eye contact with?
And im going to be the sassy aunt who talks shit about alll my family
âFather, tis the month of the pride of the queerâŠwe must celebrate!â
Sure
Alucard and I have the dynamic of âimmortal being who has been through hell and backâ and âsmall idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was deniedâ
*sips blood bag like a caprisun*
Want something fresher?
You want me to bite you don't you?
Iâm offering
Talk about kinky
Come on~ Itâs fresh and virgin
My belly is full
đ„Č maybe later?
Bitch
Bark bark
Bark bark bark!!!!!
Bark bark bark , bark
This doing it for ya?
Nooo just having fun
Your fun is so boring
Im sorry that you cant handle it
Canât handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me
Riiiight
Donât doubt me!
I am
âWhat in the nine circles of hellâŠâ
Yes son?
Donât let him cock block you
âW-WHAT IS THIS IN FRONT OF ME????!â
Stop being surprised, your dad
FUCKS
This is my life
âSTOP FUCKING AROUND WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FANS!!!â đ
None of them knows what my dick looks like!
âSHE DOES APPARENTLY!!!!â
I never undressed
Lies!!!!!!!
I dont need to lie
So why are you lying?
You're the liar here
And youâre a hoe!
Riiiight,
Oh please, acting all prude
Im old, im allowed to
Old but everything still works đ
You would
I can help with maintenance
Alucard and I have the dynamic of âimmortal being who has been through hell and backâ and âsmall idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was deniedâ
*sips blood bag like a caprisun*
Want something fresher?
You want me to bite you don't you?
Iâm offering
Talk about kinky
Come on~ Itâs fresh and virgin
My belly is full
đ„Č maybe later?
Bitch
Bark bark
Bark bark bark!!!!!
Bark bark bark , bark
This doing it for ya?
Nooo just having fun
Your fun is so boring
Im sorry that you cant handle it
Canât handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me
Riiiight
Donât doubt me!
I am
âWhat in the nine circles of hellâŠâ
Yes son?
Donât let him cock block you
âW-WHAT IS THIS IN FRONT OF ME????!â
Stop being surprised, your dad
FUCKS
This is my life
âSTOP FUCKING AROUND WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FANS!!!â đ
None of them knows what my dick looks like!
âSHE DOES APPARENTLY!!!!â
I never undressed
Lies!!!!!!!
I dont need to lie
So why are you lying?
You're the liar here
And youâre a hoe!
Riiiight,
Oh please, acting all prude
Im old, im allowed to
Old but everything still works đ
You would

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Alucard and I have the dynamic of âimmortal being who has been through hell and backâ and âsmall idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was deniedâ
*sips blood bag like a caprisun*
Want something fresher?
You want me to bite you don't you?
Iâm offering
Talk about kinky
Come on~ Itâs fresh and virgin
My belly is full
đ„Č maybe later?
Bitch
Bark bark
Bark bark bark!!!!!
Bark bark bark , bark
This doing it for ya?
Nooo just having fun
Your fun is so boring
Im sorry that you cant handle it
Canât handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me
Riiiight
Donât doubt me!
I am
âWhat in the nine circles of hellâŠâ
Yes son?
Donât let him cock block you
âW-WHAT IS THIS IN FRONT OF ME????!â
Stop being surprised, your dad
FUCKS
This is my life
âSTOP FUCKING AROUND WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FANS!!!â đ
None of them knows what my dick looks like!
âSHE DOES APPARENTLY!!!!â
I never undressed
Lies!!!!!!!
I dont need to lie
So why are you lying?
You're the liar here
And youâre a hoe!
Riiiight,
Oh please, acting all prude
Im old, im allowed to
Alucard and I have the dynamic of âimmortal being who has been through hell and backâ and âsmall idiot who wants to give him all the love and kindness that he was deniedâ
*sips blood bag like a caprisun*
Want something fresher?
You want me to bite you don't you?
Iâm offering
Talk about kinky
Come on~ Itâs fresh and virgin
My belly is full
đ„Č maybe later?
Bitch
Bark bark
Bark bark bark!!!!!
Bark bark bark , bark
This doing it for ya?
Nooo just having fun
Your fun is so boring
Im sorry that you cant handle it
Canât handle?! Sir! I can handle anything you throw at me
Riiiight
Donât doubt me!
I am
âWhat in the nine circles of hellâŠâ
Yes son?
Donât let him cock block you
âW-WHAT IS THIS IN FRONT OF ME????!â
Stop being surprised, your dad
FUCKS
This is my life
âSTOP FUCKING AROUND WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FANS!!!â đ
None of them knows what my dick looks like!
âSHE DOES APPARENTLY!!!!â
I never undressed
Lies!!!!!!!
I dont need to lie
So why are you lying?
You're the liar here
And youâre a hoe!
Riiiight,