I thought about Alucard and his babies hiding from mom because the three of them did something to make her angry and they know that when mom is angry, it's best to hide before she finds them
Typically, the two of you are on the same page when it comes to punishment
He tries not to undermine you, and you do the same
If either of you ever disagree, you discuss afterward, away from the children
The only time that changes is when one of you is directly involved
As soon as Alucard realized you were upset, he grabbed the kids and ran
He’ll often turn into bats or smoke to get away, pulling the children along with him
He’ll find somewhere safe to hide until you calm down
Once they’re able to, he’ll have them transform into bats
He’ll transform as well and wrap them up with his wings
He knows you’d never hurt them, but moments like these make him extra protective
If you find them, he’ll let them go, letting them escape while he stays to accept your wrath
After everyone calms down, you get to have a laugh about it, but in the moment you’re pretty annoyed
“What do you think I am? Some kind of vampire hunter?!” You snap as he blocks you from the children
The worst you’d ever give them is a spanking and even then you do your best to avoid that at all costs
Alucard’s the one who’s going to get it the worst
But as soon as he you see his pretty face, it’s hard to stay mad at him
The three of them typically team up to make it up to you
They’ll do chores or make you something as an apology
After a little while, things go right back to normal and the kids will be attached to your hip once again