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Oh my god

LOUD YELLING

hi i’m guy fieri and welcome to dungeons dragons and dives

so im standing before the judges, barbecue sauce on my titties ,

hear me out: a cutthroat kitchen-type contest for fanfic writers. contestants are given a different trope to write each round. sabotages include making an opponent write in first person, requiring them to write in a particular AU, making them incorporate the opening structure of my immortal. alton brown looks over your shoulder while you write the smut.

Cutthroat fiction

thank you so much for making this post 200x better

I WANNA DO THIS

cutthroat kitchen sabotage: you have to wear a fursuit

extra twist: it’s someone else’s used fursuit

it’s simon majumdar’s

this post makes me long for the sweet release of death