yall got that food network?!

I want to go on chopped, win, then at the very end yell “I won cutthroat kitchen!”

he has the exact same energy as a really cool science teacher in high school everyone loves but there’s always the thought hanging over everyone’s heads as he lights shit on fire at the front of the class that maybe he doesn’t care if any of us live or die

Apparently my mom had a dream that Bobby Flay came to our house and we fixed him a standing rib roast, and he said it was good so she offered him some to take home with him and he took the whole thing and now she won’t watch his shows.

Jewish and Muslim people go on Chopped and are made to cook with pork and they make it work, one vegan goes on and refuses to use any meat products he’s given and they have an all veggie episode for him.

The final basket had honey in it and e refers to it as a total nightmare scenario. Go talk to the Muslim woman who knocked out a pork loin without being able to taste her dish about dealing with nightmare baskets

Bodied on national television

Shut that shit up