Alexis

yuri and yaoi and whale shark are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

Lucy Dacus in suits, that’s it. That’s the post.

"turns out I'm living in a horror film, where I'm both the killer and the final girl"

THIS IS WHY I DON'T LEAVE THE HOUSE YOU SAY THE COAST IS CLEAR BUT YOU WON'T CATCH ME OUT OH WHYYYYY THIS IS WHY THIS WHY I DON'T LEAVE THE HOUSE YOU SAY THE COAST IS CLEAR BUT OH NO YOU WON'T CATCH ME OUT OH WHYYYYYYY

THIS. IS WHY. I DONT LEAVE THE HOUSE. YOU SAY THE COAST IS CLEAR BUT YOU WONT CATCH ME OUT

THIS IS WHY I DONT LEAVE THE HOUSE. YOU SAY THE COAST IS CLEAR BUT YOU WONT CATCH ME OUT. OH WHYYYYYY? THIS. IS. WHY!!!

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

spanish speaker: h-