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Hey. I'm Al. I'm a lamp. I like food and movies. And video games. And the movie Aladdin. That's pretty much it. Oh. One more thing. This blog is prone to gif spams. So this is not a quality blog at all. Just a warning. Here's a bunch of scrolling text to distract you. I wonder when was the last time I saw one of these on a website. Do you remember when you last saw one? Man, remember when they used to be everywhere? Those were the days. I see that this scrolling text was successful in keeping you distracted. I do believe that is a victory for me. And don't pretend you didn't read all of this. We all know you did. And I did warn you at the very beginning that this text will be distracting. You should probably stop procrastinating on whatever you're doing by reading this marquee and get back to work. I wish you luck with whatever you have to accomplish. The Game.  lamp stalker(s) present