Enthusiast!

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

[ID: a digitally drawn illustration of Maya Fey and Franziska Von Karma from Ace Attorney. Franziska is staring up at Maya passively as she lays on snowy ground. Maya looks down at her in confusion. /End ID]

musician: I composed this song with a complex chord progression and deeply introspective lyrics. The music is punk, a genre known for its intellectual depth. interviewer: what made you start wearing women's clothing

this could work. we never tried it

in a way john watson is a fantasy (what if you had this brilliant enigmatic friend and what if he liked you in particular and what if he offered you the excitement of youth and adventures and a way out of boring society life and all without having to actually give up your status as a gentleman so you could have the best of both worlds) and in a way sherlock holmes is a fantasy (what if someone never got tired of you despite your various strange habits and mood swings and instead of simply tolerating you they genuinely liked you and what if you didn’t have to live alone forever and what if you never had to give up doing the things you love) and of course there’s the most fantastical part of it all (what if you could afford london housing prices)

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

maybe it's me being a brown woman but i can't comprehend how & why people treat having a racist phase as a teenager as smth okay or a norm

it's def not good but treating people who got better like they're still shitty people is a good way to make them turn back into shitty people