Hey You!
Do you have fond memories of watching Disney Channel and Disney XD? Do you like 2000s rock? Are you particularly partial to first person narratives starring insecure and occasionally problematic protagonists? Well do I have the story for you!
Blurb
Adulthood begins at eighteen, right? Colt doesn’t feel it. He’s in his senior year of highschool, and part of him expected he’d understand everything by now. Maybe it’s procrastination, maybe it’s lack of motivation, but all he knows is he needs to make something of himself before graduation.
He’s had average grades and lived an average life with an average build to match. Does he even have enough time to escape mediocrity?
If you like any of the following, then you might like Backside
Zeke and Luther
Good Luck Charlie
Liv and Maddie
The Rules of Attraction
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Tony Hawk's Underground
Avril Lavigne - Sk8er Boi
Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag
But be warned, just because I listed off some childhood shows, doesn't mean everything here is PG. It's Teens and Up until further notice.
Content Warning: The first chapter features several uses of the F-slur.
You can find it on the following platforms
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