Chaotic Neutrality

Listen, Hades!Lucifer and Persephone!Alastor just stole my heart the moment I saw them so I had to create my own designs for them

Before you go protect yourself you don't want a spirit attached to you.

Bring coins as offerings to the gatekeepers.

Bring with you offering for the spirits (food, water, flowers ect...) and leave it by a tree or away from the headstones for the spirits.

Make sure you don't step on anyone and apologiz if you do by accident.

Clean up neglected tombstones.

Ask before you take dirt. Use your intuition or divination to get a response.

Don’t take anything that is left for the dead.

Don't leave trash behind and if you find trash clean it.

Leave the way you came.

The thing is, Alastor knows french creole from Louisiana, which isn't the usual France french most people know. Alastor would speak like "Bonjou konmen to yê?" Or "Mo laimm twa" instead ahah.

Also, there's different versions of french creole, the one from Louisiana is not exactly the same from Antillean Creole or French Guianese Creole. If you want here's an example to what Louisiana Creole sounds like!

“there’s four of them”

“i’m WILDLY aware”

and like.

dirk gently spent years perfecting his identity and his brand and making sure his name rolled off the tongue just right and imagines his brass plaque that says “cases solved with arguable efficency” and then THESE FUCKERS

THESE FUCKERS DONT EVEN BOTHER TO COUNT RIGHT

LIKE CMON DIRK KNOWS GRIPPS CAN COUNT SOOOO WELL BUT THEY STILL USE THE ROWDY THREE

TRUE BLOOD