21:21

Ok, God, I am fucking wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I’ll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, “Yeah ok so if there’s a day where you just absolutely cannot get your mice to cooperate you can always do this” and picks up this cone-shaped bag and just put the mouse face-first into it and shows it to me and I lose my shit because deadass it was a piping-bag of mouse. Like, the whole mouse was pressed into this cone, fur and ears and feet all pressed up against the plastic, tail sticking up absurdly out of the top of the thing. It was so unimaginably fucking funny but like the mouse was perfectly ok with it, there’s a hole for air at the bottom so she could breathe and all but it was genuinely the most absurd thing I have witnessed in months

You (derogatory)

Japanese language be like

These Beach Boys lyrics are different than i remember

I absolutely love this cat so I’m glad you did this

give him a theme song

BODE

"Taylor Swift is the patron saint of a Brazilian soccer team" is not something I expected to learn today

critical thinking skills are cancelled ! they have now been replaced with the constant desire to hold hands with someone