Alt+Black Kid

“Ma'am, I understand you need to empty out your desk, but–”

It has just occurred to me that OP was talking about a breakup.

No wait yours is so much more powerful

Now that plague doctors are cultural icons I want these to be next and I hope we arbitrarily decide that the two are somehow rivals.

why would they be rivals, they're dating and bop their masks together to kiss

The birds and the bees

They’re in CHURCH WITH THIS LMAO

THE MOM’S REACTION

@provider-of-guardians @starfiretheninja 

That hot dog just straight up DELETED that fuckin sawblade. Its GONE!

This is like one of those art house horror movies with symbolism I don’t understand except I understand what this is trying to convey perfectly holy crap

GLORIOUS AMERICAN BEVERAGE, RECARBONATED OVER TEN THOUSAND TIMES

That is just an atrocious sword, huh?

Or maybe we should think twice about what we put in our bodies