* LOVESICK !

a mix of arguments, tension, manipulation, gossiping, fighting, & general emotional messiness!

you  weren't  supposed  to  hear  that.

don't  look  at  me  like  i'm  the  only  one  lying.

want  to  tell  them,  or  should  i?

you  think  i  don't  know  what  you  did?

i've  hit  people  for  less.

oh,  i  thought  you  already  knew.

that's  funny,  you  didn't  say  that  last  night.

say  that  again.  i  dare  you.

you  wanna  talk  about  loyalty?

no  offense,  but  if  you're  the  last  to  know,  that's  on  you.

go  ahead  -  pretend  like  it  wasn't  your  idea!

they  deserve  to  know  the  truth.

you  didn't  hear  this  from  me,  but  -

oh,  so  now  you  care?

don't  flatter  yourself.  you  were  just  convenient.

you  crossed  a  line.

we  had  bets  on  how  long  it  would  last.

it's  not  even  a  secret  anymore.

you  don't  get  to  cry  about  it  now.

touch  me  again  and  see  what  happens.

say  it  again.  louder  this  time.

you  really  thought  nobody  would  find  out?

don't  act  so  innocent.

okay,  but  am  i  the  villain  for  laughing?

tell  me  who  else  knows.  right  now.

this  whole  time,  and  you  didn't  say  a  word?

don't  act  brave  now.

you're  really  gonna  do  this  here?

it  wasn't  supposed  to  get  this  far!

you  can't  rewrite  history.

oh,  i'd  never  say  it  to  their  faces.

it  was  supposed  to  stay  between  us.

we're  all  thinking  it,  i  just  said  it.

you're  not  as  untouchable  as  you  act.

do  you  even  feel  guilty?

they  warned  me  about  you.

go  ahead,  make  it  worse.

if  you  repeat  this,  i'll  deny  everything.

the  next  thing  out  of  your  mouth  better  be  an  apology.

you're  about  three  seconds  away  from  regretting  this.

you  keep  pushing,  and  i'll  push  you  back.

they're  going  to  find  out.

one  more  lie,  and  i  walk.

they're  lying  to  you.

you  need  to  back  off.  now.

you're  defending  them?  after  everything?

don't  try  to  hide  it.

tell  me,  was  i  just  a  placeholder?

you  really  think  sorry  fixes  this?

there's  nothing  left  to  say.

don't  act  like  you're  the  one  hurting.

i  don't  owe  you  any  explanation.

whatever  helps  you  sleep  at  night.

you  should've  seen  this  coming.

i  hope  it  was  worth  it.

i  told  the  truth.  just  not  all  of  it.

you'll  miss  me  before  i  miss  you.

smile.  you're  ruining  the  mood.

i'd  watch  that  tone  if  i  were  you.

it's  not  my  fault  you  believed  me.

you  have  such  a  talent  for  pretending  you're  innocent.

we  both  know  this  is  over.

i  never  said  i  was  a  good  person.

They’ve always hugged, but lately those hugs linger just a beat too long.

Sharing a bed during a trip—neither of them sleeps much because they’re too aware of the other’s presence.

Accidentally slipping into couple habits (buying each other food, remembering their exact coffee order, fixing their collar, etc.).

Friends teasing them for acting like a couple… and both of them freezing because it hits a little too close.

One notices the other’s dating profile and feels irrationally territorial.

The line between “friendly banter” and “flirting” has gotten blurry.

A partner/bystander points it out bluntly: “You know they’re in love with you, right?”

A fight about boundaries—because one of them wants more, but is terrified of losing the friendship.

A drunken kiss that neither of them can stop thinking about.

Everyone else assumes they’re together already… and they can’t quite correct them.

“Do you have any idea what it does to me when you look at me like that?”

“You’re supposed to be my safe place, not the reason my chest feels like it’s going to explode.”

“We can’t—God, we can’t cross that line.”

“Say it. Say you don’t feel it too, and I’ll drop it.”

“You don’t get to touch me like that and still call it friendship.”

“Stop smiling at me like I’m yours.”

“If this is just friendship, then why can’t I breathe when you’re this close?”

“You’re going to ruin me, and you don’t even know it.”

“One more second like this, and I’m not going to be able to stop myself.”

“Tell me you don’t want me, and I’ll believe you.”

“Don’t kiss me like that and pretend it means nothing.”

“We’re not supposed to do this. We’re not supposed to feel this.”

“I’d rather lose my mind than lose you, and right now I think I’m losing both.”

“Do you want me to beg? Is that what this is?”

“If we cross this line, nothing will ever be the same. And God help me, I still want to.”

“If you keep touching me like that, I won’t be able to stop.”

“Friends don’t ache when the other leaves the room. So what does that make us?”

“Tell me to go, and I will. Please—say something before I do something we can’t take back.”

“Don’t call me your best friend when you’re looking at me like I’m more.”

“If this is nothing, then why does it feel like everything?”

“You don’t get it, do you? Every time you smile at me, it feels like a promise.”

“You’re in my head all the time, and it’s killing me. Friends aren’t supposed to feel like this.”

“If we cross this line, you’re not just my friend anymore. You’re my downfall.”

“You’re standing too close.”

“Do you even know what you’re doing to me right now?”

“Stop making me want something I can’t have.”

“I can’t lose you to this, but God, I can’t stop wanting you either.”

“You’re looking at me weird.”

“That wasn’t a… friendly thing to say.”

“Do you always stand this close?”

“Why does it feel different when it’s you?”

“You’re supposed to be my best friend, not the one making my heart race.”

“That… didn’t sound like a joke.”

“Stop holding me like that. Friends don’t hold each other like that.”

“Do you even realize how you’re looking at me right now?”

“Don’t call me yours. You don’t mean it.”

“I can’t breathe when you touch me like that.”

“Say we’re still just friends. Lie to me.”

“We’re not supposed to want this.”

“If this is nothing, then why does it feel like everything?”

“One more second and I’m not going to be able to stop myself.”

“Every time you laugh, I forget we’re not allowed to be more.”

“Tell me you don’t feel it. Please. Tell me I’m imagining this.”

“You can’t just kiss me and act like it means nothing.”

“I’m trying so hard not to want you, and you’re making it impossible.”

“If you keep looking at me like that, I swear I’ll ruin everything.”

“Tell me to go, or I’m not going to.”

“You’re mine. God help me, I don’t care what we call it—you’re mine.”

“I’d rather destroy this friendship than pretend I don’t want you anymore.”

“Do you want me to beg? Because I will.”

“We’ve already crossed the line. The second I realized I loved you, we did.”

“Stop staring at me like that. You’re my best friend.”

“You can’t just… say stuff like that. We’re supposed to be friends.”

“Friends don’t make my heart do backflips when they smile.”

“Why does it feel like I’m cheating when you go on dates?”

“Don’t hold my hand if you don’t mean it.”

“We’ve been friends for years, so why does it suddenly feel different?”

“Don’t kiss me like that if you’re going to pretend it didn’t happen.”

“You’re supposed to be the one I tell about my crush, not be the crush.”

“That’s not a friendly kind of jealousy.”

“If we’re just friends, then why do I feel like you’re mine?”

What, with the police breathing down my neck?

That was round the back, wasn't it?

Do me a favour. Fuck off!

What was it about? Didn't [he/she/they] have some kind of problem?

What the fuck is [he/she/they] going on about?

What the fuck am I talking about?

You'll never guess who I bumped into the other day.

That's a bit of a stretch, ain't it?

You haven't invited that asshole to the party, have you?

You done well for yourself, didn't you?

What do you take me for?

What a place! A fucking palace.

Do you want a drink? Are you scared?

I didn't need a drink. I was drunk enough.

I hear you've been hanging around.

Apparently you handled yourself quite well.

You see, when you work for me you do things my way.

There's no going behind my back and there's no going out on your own.

It's pathetic. Fucking excuses. All sorts!

Wait a minute! What's the problem?

Come on, don't do anything stupid.

Remember the last time we went through all this?

What, like wasting my time speaking to you?

Get off me. What are you looking at?

Don't fucking do it, you bastard!

Now let's see that money.

If we had a good day, well, we always had a good day…we'd end up at [place name].

Shut up a minute. Turn that fucking music off!

Come on, [name]. Let's get a move on.

How long you've been here? Do you see anyone?

All right, try and describe them.

You little piece of dead meat.

What did I say? What did I fucking say?

What did I tell you? And what do you do?

Well, what was I supposed to do? [He/She/They] started the fire!

I tell a lie, breaks the fucking thing.

It is not fucking all right. It is all fucking wrong, you morons!

Remember what I said? This is a delicate matter.

Fucking grief you've caused me.

There it is. Come on, who wants it?

You're coming with me.

I thought you and I had sorted out our problems long ago.

What's this about then? Why are you here?

You want to go to war with me, [name]?

What, you scared?

Why don't you just sit down?

Oh, it's about that, this, is it?

Look at me. Look into my fucking eyes!

That's not to say I gave the order, is it?

How does that sound? Sounds about right, doesn't it?

I'm joking. I'm not serious. I'm making it up.

So you're a gold digger then?

I suppose they have to talk you up, you being important and that.

Oh, fuck off. You're having a laugh, aren't you?

I can't believe it. I just can't believe it.

I have never understood one word you've ever said to me.

I was just making some tea. Would you like a cup?

You know me. You know what I'm like.

For fuck's sake. All that has nothing to do with me!

No one's saying nothing. Dead quiet.

I'll have a drink but don't go asking me questions about [name].

I think you better try, don't you?

I can't remember what was said, but I do know that I didn't say nothing.

I love that smell. Do you like that smell?

Look what you've gone and done, eh?

What are you trying to do?

Maybe you should go down and wait in the car.

Don't think I want to be here, anyway.

All I know is that a body has been found.

What the fuck are we waiting for, Let's go now!

Something does not make sense.

I don't think that means me, does it?

I can't even hear myself think.

Not exactly over the moon, are you?

There's something really ugly eating away inside of you.

I don't give a fuck whether you approve or not.

Run for fuck's sake! This is for you, you fucking asshole!

You want something done, you gotta do it yourself.

Where do you think you're going? You get back inside!

Lost the taste for it, have you?

Who are you? You're nothing.

Are you going to tell me what this is all about, or what?

Do you understand what that means?

They're charging [name] with murder.

Someone should listen to me for a fucking change.

Well, so what? It's no fucking good to us now.

Don't you call me stupid!

It's a very difficult time. I'm trying to deal with it as best I know.

Are you saying I'm not up to it?

Business is as good as ever.

You're out, fit and well, and I'm happy.

You want a job? Me and you, just like the old days.

We really should catch up.

Do you mind if I get back to work?

You ever kill somebody, [name]?

I think you could if it was somebody you really hated, you know?

I want to ask you a question. No ifs or buts. I want a straight answer.

Why haven't you killed me?

You know exactly how long it's been.

I thought maybe you were dead.

What makes you think that you're so special?

I deserve some love. I want a Valentine's card.

Love what you've done with the place.

I want you to take the money.

You drive me fucking nuts, you do.

What have you got that I haven't got?

It's easy to kill somebody. It's nothing.

Had to be done. Somebody had to do it.

"Why does your smile hurt me?"

"I shouldn't love you! How do I stop?"

"I wouldn't mind being alone with you."

"Just curious, what do you think of me?"

"Why do I like you? What's wrong with me?"

"I think I’d miss you, even if we’d never met."

"I want to stand closer to you. Do you mind?"

"I want you, but I don't. I hate you, but I… don't."

"You make me want to be a better man. But, why?"

"For some reason, I don't think I want you to leave."

"You confuse the hell out of me, so why do I like it?"

"Even if you hate me, I can't stop caring about you."

"For some reason, being near you makes me happy."

"You make me feel things. And I need you to stop it."

"Why won't you leave me be? And why don't I want you to?"

"I don’t know if I like you or love you, want you or need you."

"Why does my heart go faster when you look at me? Why?!"

"We don't mesh. We aren't meant to be. But, I can't let you go…"

"There's something I kinda want to tell you, but I don't know how."

"What the hell did you do to me? Why do you make me feel crazy?"

"No one makes me happy like you. And no one shatters me like you, either."

sender to receiver:

[ HOOK ] sender hooking a finger beneath receiver's jaw

[ PINCH ] sender holding receiver's chin between their thumb and forefinger

[ LOOK ] sender holding receiver's jaw and turning their head to look at them

[ PICK ] sender telling receiver to "hold still" while they remove something from their hair

[ GRAZE ] sender brushes their fingertip back and forth along receiver's jaw while they listen to receiver talk

[ DIRECT ] sender seeing that receiver is going the wrong way, takes hold of their shoulders from behind and turns them the right direction

[ BACK ] sender grabs receiver's wrist and tugs them closer when receiver tries to walk away.

[ TOY ] sender fidgets with something receiver is wearing while receiver talks to them

[ STROKE ] sender absentmindedly plays with receiver's hair while they're focused on another task

[ DEPART ] sender is saying goodbye and kisses receiver's forehead

[ DRESS ] sender without prompting helps receiver put on a jacket

[ UNDRESS ] sender helps receiver remove an article of clothing or jewelry

[ REFILL ] sender refills receiver's drink before they can ask or do it themselves

[ FIX ] sender cleans something off of receiver's face

[ RUB ] sender places their hand around the back of receiver's neck, rubbing their thumb just under their ear

[ PULL ] sender sits next to receiver and places their arm around their shoulders, gently pulling them into their side

[ BECKON ] sender sees receiver and lifts their arm up so they can come hug/cuddle them

[ GLIDE ] sender is gently rubbing/scratching receivers back and rubs their knuckle down their spine to the small of their back

[ CHEER ] seeing that receiver is scowling, sender rubs their thumb over the furrow between receiver's brows

[ TUCK ] sender finds receiver asleep somewhere and puts a blanket or their own coat over them

[ TRACE ] sender brushes their fingers along receiver's forehead, temple and cheekbone

[ BRUSH ] sender brushes their hand up and down receiver's arm as they walk past them

[ KEEP ] sender holds receiver's arm just above the elbow while they're talking or to get their attention

[ LEAN ] sender looks over receiver's shoulder who is sitting, placing a hand on their desk while receiver shows them something

[ NUDGE ] sender grabs the chair receiver is sitting in and pulls it closer

[ LISTEN ] sender is listening to receiver talk and picks up an object that belongs to receiver to fidget with

[ SEARCH ] sender searches out receiver's gaze in a crowded room either for approval or to check if they're okay

[ SMOOTH ] sender smooths their thumb over receiver's eyebrow

[ SLIP ] sender places their hand in receiver's back pocket while they walk together

receiver to sender:

[ HOOKING ] receiver hooking a finger beneath sender's jaw

[ PINCHING ] receiver holding sender's chin between their thumb and forefinger

[ LOOKING ] receiver holding sender's jaw and turning their head to look at them

[ PICKING ] receiver telling sender to "hold still" while they remove something from their hair

[ GRAZING ] receiver brushes their fingertip back and forth along sender's jaw while they listen to sender talk

[ DIRECTING ] receiver seeing that sender is going the wrong way, takes hold of their shoulders from behind and turns them the right direction

[ BACKING ] receiver grabs sender's wrist and tugs them closer when sender tries to walk away.

[ TOYING ] receiver fidgets with something sender is wearing while sender talks to them

[ STROKING ] receiver absentmindedly plays with sender's hair while they're focused on another task

[ DEPARTING ] receiver is saying goodbye and kisses sender's forehead

[ DRESSING ] receiver without prompting helps sender put on a jacket

[ UNDRESSING ] receiver helps sender remove an article of clothing or jewelry

[ REFILLING ] receiver refills sender's drink before they can ask or do it themselves

[ FIXING ] receiver cleans something off of senders face

[ RUBBING ] receiver places their hand around the back of receiver's neck, rubbing their thumb just under their ear

[ PULLING ] receiver sits next to sender and places their arm around their shoulders, gently pulling them into their side

[ BECKONING ] receiver sees sender and lifts their arm up so they can come hug/cuddle them

[ GLIDING ] receiver is gently rubbing/scratching sender's back and rubs their knuckle down their spine to the small of their back

[ CHEERING ] seeing that sender is scowling, receiver rubs their thumb over the furrow between sender's brows

[ TUCKING ] receiver finds sender asleep somewhere and puts a blanket or their own coat over them

[ TRACING ] receiver brushes their fingers along sender's forehead, temple and cheekbone

[ BRUSHING ] receiver brushes their hand up and down sender's arm as they walk past them

[ KEEPING ] receiver holds sender's arm just above the elbow while they're talking or to get their attention

[ LEANING ] receiver looks over sender's shoulder who is sitting, placing a hand on their desk while sender shows them something

[ NUDGING ] receiver grabs the chair sender is sitting in and pulls it closer

[ LISTENING ] receiver is listening to sender talk and picks up an object that belongs to sender to fidget with

[ SEARCHING ] receiver seeks out sender's gaze in a crowded room either for approval or to check that they're okay

[ SMOOTHING ] receiver smooths their thumb over sender's eyebrow

send one to have our muses meet for the first time.

“Sorry, were you just talking to me?”

“I think you dropped this.”

“You look lost. Need some help?”

“I don’t usually talk to strangers, but…”

“You’re sitting in my spot.”

“Whoa! Careful!”

“We’ve never met, right? You seem familiar.”

“Is that seat taken?”

“Sorry, I think I just spilled something on you.”

“You’re blocking the doorway.”

“Were you just staring at me?”

“Excuse me, do you know the time?”

“Wait — are you the person I’m supposed to meet?”

“I’ve been sent to find you.”

“Please don’t be alarmed, but I think we have the same bag.”

“Do you work here?”

“I’m fairly certain that’s mine.”

“You’ve got something on your face.”

“Sorry, I thought you were someone else.”

“Do you know the way to ___?”

“You’re hurt. Do you need help?”

“That’s a fine ___ (cloak/hat/book/etc.). Where did you get it?”

“This might sound strange, but can I hide behind you for a moment?”

“You look like you could use a friend.”

“I think your dog just stole my lunch.”

“Hey, you dropped your coin purse.”

“I think we’re stuck in here together.”

“Sorry, I didn’t mean to overhear, but…”

“Are you the new neighbor?”

“First time in town?”

“I’m not sure if this belongs to you, but…”

“You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”

“I’ve been hearing a lot about you.”

“Do you mind if I join you?”

“I think you’re in the wrong place.”

“You seem… out of place.”

“Don’t take this the wrong way, but are you following me?”

“That was a close call.”

“Not to alarm you, but someone’s watching you.”

“Mind if I walk with you?”

“You look like you’re in trouble.”

“Was that your doing back there?”

“You don’t look like you’re from around here.”

“That was impressive. How’d you manage it?”

“I’m guessing you’re not here by accident.”

“Do I want to know what just happened?”

“You might want to keep your voice down.”

“Is it always this strange around here?”

“I have a feeling we’re about to become acquainted whether we like it or not.”

it's valentine's day and the nation is once again on high alert.

so, where are you from?

do you have siblings?

are your parents still together?

what's next, birth charts and long walks on the beach?

happy valentine's day.

you're smart, you're beautiful, and perhaps most important of all, you make me think. you're my person and i can't imagine my life without you.

i love you.

we're gonna get married. i can feel it.

i don't want to be that person anymore.

some people get really lucky and stumble into something real and forever, but the other 99% of us are just bouncing from one failed experiment to the next, chasing the same regurgitated fairy tale bullshit that's been stuffed into our brain since we were kids.

what about butterflies in your stomach?

we will get through this. together.

i'm worried about your safety.

i trusted you.

thank you for the lovely flattery. i appreciate it.

will you marry me?

speechless. this is disgusting.

we've experienced some turbulence as of late, but it's all about how you land the plane that matters.

you're gonna love this. check it out.

do it right this time or i'll fucking end you.

i didn't know you had a boyfriend!

i don't have a fetish.

why do you look so stressed? is it because you're single again on valentine's day?

what the hell was that?

don't get cute with me.

i hope you get murdered and canceled. not in that order.

i'll kill you— i'm kidding! i won't.

st. valentine was beheaded.

this is the women's bathroom, dude. you can't be in here.

you realize that it's valentine's day, right?

romance is a farce. a lie.

what am i supposed to do?

you probably got plans, don't you? romance, flowers…

i was being chased by a fucking serial killer!

go away.

you want to tell me what's going on?

why are you calling me right now?

do you think that maybe we could just do this tomorrow?

give me that.

i had a really rough day and i took it out on you and that was shitty and wrong and…

oh, cupid shoots you in the dick.

i've been planning this day my whole life.

i have to take the first flight out in the morning for my best friend's wedding.

what are you wearing on this date?

you see? that's why you're still single.

you can't be here.

if you go down, i'll go down with you.

you messed with the wrong bride!

okay, worst case scenario, you get fired and you never work another day in your life.

you fucking killed him.

who the hell makes valentine's day plans?

so glad i'm single.

i'm a fucking fucking asshole.

what are you doing?

put all the coffee in a plastic cup, but hey, as long as the straw is paper, the planet's saved.

will you move in with me?

stay vigilant this valentine's day.

i'll see you there, yeah? i'm excited.

just shooting my shot here. could i take you out to coffee sometime? i'll pay for it.

looks like the rain…

why are you torturing yourself?

let me get this.

i love him. and i love that he's erasing my debt.

i'd love to grow old with somebody.

you need to stop hate-fucking yourself and get out there and actually find someone to actually fuck yourself.

excuse me, i do not have a sugar daddy! that term is very problematic. i have a sponsor.

should we all get dinner soon?

forgive me if i'm not swept away by your magical notions of romance.

you're the one who ended things.

he is so hot, i could literally throw up.

we had to… we had to kiss.

husbands, wives, partners, twin flames, soulmates, whatever you want to call it… it's all going to end.

it's not a date.

can we skip whatever this is?

are you really looking for love? or are you just another fakeass hoe-hunting ankle-cuff prick in a suit?

you look like a before picture.

this is going to be the best valentine's day ever!

oh, you're smooth.

what do you say? to love?

you know, i don't immediately go to poop when i think about love, but… yeah. i would change an adult diaper if it was in the name of love.

come on. where are we going?

i am really sorry about our marriage.

for what it's worth, i had no idea this place was going to be this nice.

you look amazing.

you've had your heart broken recently.

i did not get my heart broken recently, and it's really none of your business.

one single choice. him or you?

i just like to think i'm intuitive with these things…

it's just a matter of time before someone cheats, bails, or dies.

i love you. you're beautiful.

i like those things, but i get it. not for everyone.

tonight's a bad night.

the most romantic stories of all time are doomed.

i should just let you clear your head.

you don't want to miss this, do you?

why are you single?

wow. that's really… sad.

why didn't a single one of you tell me that there is a maniac running around slaughtering people on valentine's day?

listen, i told you it was fine and i meant it. it's all good.

what's wrong with my clothes?

try it. maybe you'll like it.

we've met before.

you deserve to have someone love you for the beautiful, neurotic mess that you are.

what are you doing here?

i've heard so much about you.

you want to know how i feel about romance?

it's a five-letter word for a dog, ending in H.

i'm not married.

what does that mean?

sorry it's so messy. i had a house cleaner, but she won the lottery last week and fired me.

i didn't know that murder was a love language.

do you need anything? water, coffee?

i just haven't met the right person.

it's a sexy dress.

i have been waiting here for over an hour!

i almost got murdered tonight.

i'm proud of you for pursuing your dreams.

that was really impressive.

do we know each other?

you're really good at detective work.

you're tall and ripped and perfectly capable of defending yourself.

it's okay, i'll just break the window.

don't get killed, alright?

i'm not on the apps.

also, yes, that was sarcasm.

oh my god, this night could not get any worse.

how long have you known ____?

just you and me. i want you to look me in the eyes and tell me the truth.

why would he say that?

oh, no, we're not a couple.

you sit tight. we're not done yet.

you don't know me. and you don't get to cast judgment just because i don't think like you, okay?

hww. historical white woman.

what the hell are you doing?

i'll be here.

my parents had this, like, storybook romance. they were literally perfect together.

it was just one single night.

i spent so long running from love, convinced it would destroy me.

everything okay?

it's your turn.

we had to kiss because my ex... he was there and i was jealous. it's really stupid.

so what else do you want to tell me?

stay safe. have a good night.

how do you blow off steam when you're alone with your thoughts?

you got it in my mouth.

oh my god, i'm so sorry. i thought you were somebody else.

i don't know what you want me to say.

i want the storybook thing.

baby, you're so wet.

why don't you just take a seat while i look for the first aid kit?

i really love that fucking accent.

do you ever get lonely, on the road?

i told you!

so you're not interested in him, romantically?

i really wasn't expecting company.

i'm so sorry, this is all my fault.

that was a performance to seem maybe more desirable and perhaps less pathetic in front of an ex.

are you okay?

you're a terrible shot, by the way.

that's exactly what i think a lunatic would say.

why is that relevant?

i'm sorry. i don't want to sit on your nice clothes.

i can sleep in the panic room.

just girl talk.

hey, can you hold off a second?

you know what you should do? you should go to her, tell her you love her, then never let her go.

you saved my life.

do you know what we just did?

i'm sorry. i'm just scared.

i think tonight should have been, like, the worst night of my life. but it isn't.

that's so hot.

you're punching with your thumb inside your hand, which is not a good thing.

will you relax?

no, no, no, no, no, don't do that.

i'm really sorry about tonight. i swear i'm not a lunatic.

your chemistry is undeniable.

forgive me.

i actually kind of like this movie.

you can be so clueless sometimes. it's one of the ten things i hate about you.

this is love. some kind of wonderful, crazy, stupid love.

i'm sorry i'm bleeding all over your floor.

how would you know?

we need to be quiet.

i mean, it hardly screams romance to me.

does it hurt?

a little space? any closer, you'd be inside me.

i think you're doing a pretty good job right now if i do say so myself.

maybe we lay low for a little bit.

i'll go check it out.

that's what people say before they get stabbed to death.

don't worry, lover boy. i'll protect you.

are you surprised?

i fucked up. i met a really, really great guy, and now he's gone.

i wasn't entirely honest at dinner.

did you hear that?

my dad died, and i don't think my mom ever fully recovered.

you talk too much.

i'm being facetious, obviously.

hey, i was holding my own.

when i was a kid, my parents just hated each other. i mean, they fought all the time.

what are you doing?

i know stuff like this can freak you out, but…

what did i miss?

he's trying to kill us!

you're really good at this.

i just put every girl i fall for on a pedestal, only to have my heart broken over and over and over.

i hate this feeling.

don't be silly. i'll give you a ride home. least i can do.

i really can't do blood.

at least they're having fun.

that is not a weapon!

get your mind out of the gutter.

i don't know who you're talking about.

love hurts, bitch.

do you think it's weird having a date here after everything that happened?

god, you're so hard.

we're not a couple. we barely know each other.

this has been the best year of my life.

i thought we were a team.

you're funny.

i don't think i can do that.

hey, you need a backup.

we were with each other all night and we got attacked and we got separated back there.

what the fuck does that mean?

that's not possible.

i'm not okay. but thank you for asking.

let me help you out.

you ditched me.

these muscles were not made for violence. they're for cuddling.

where are you?

your dad jokes are top notch.

i really appreciate the compliments, especially coming from you. but right now is not the time, okay?

you look super cute.

you're gonna be famous.

she's not my type.

can i see that?

do you have something you wanna tell me?

hey, do you need a ride?

i told you i was not good with blood.

you're never gonna believe what happened.

are you okay? tell me the truth.

that's very cute.

i'm gonna leave you alone now.

just wanna make sure you got home safe.

it's a ring.

could you save his life with yours, thus proving that love really does conquer all?

i don't know what to say.

listen to me. you deserve to be happy.

who the fuck did we kill?

you're the fucking best.

this is where i realized i was in love with you.

will you marry me?