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Me receiving affection: ☺🌷😌️👌❣💕🎉💛🎊💞🎈💖💯‼️ Me replying to affection: haha ur gay

women are harpies that are stealing my Man Strength in order to make themselves stronger.  I saw one woman who had done this five times, and could now bench-press more than me in the gym.  Terrifying.

when a man loves a man they have infinite strength, but when a woman loves a woman they have no weaknesses. chose wisely…

The Unstoppable Gay meets the Immovable Lesbian.

teacher: go ahead and introduce yourselves student: my name is “michael” with a “b”, and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire— teacher:stop stop stop. where? student: hm? teacher:where’s the “b” ?? student: (voice shaking) THERES A BEE???

This is an actual Therapist Recommended method for dealing with a runaway “inner critic” and this comic is perfect ❤️

I have seen God on this day.

hate when I am wearing makeup & still look shitty like what else am I supposed to do? get enough sleep? eat right & exercise? as if

I love all 5 of my followers tbh

Honestly me

i LOVE mid 90′s cgi promotional art for video games

now thats the shit im talkin about

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

Elders and parents think it’s disrespectful to not let them disrespect you.

facts

I have never in my life read something so fucking accurate 

has there been any new su news

No the soviet union is still gone