our wet cats of fiction deserve better

The kids start untucking their shirts and rolling up their sleeves, making their hair spikey, ripping up their pants, wearing accessories. They don't have to be all neat, they can be messy. They can be themselves.

Dewey And BJ share so many similarities. Singing, Playing An Instrument, Being chaotic, of course played by the same Actor, etc! ✨

then there’s Josh… who hates singing, doesn’t want to get into anything chaotic (less it’s to get out of Schmigadoon), Get’s Easily Irritated, And again ofc played by the Same Actor.

I'm convinced Beetlejuice and Dewey would think Josh's (normal) outfit is lame and try to get him to have more style

They also roast him on his regular looking hair

Maybe they all sit down for some corn pudding for once but Beetlejuice gets it everywhere

Beetlejuice tries to convert Josh into meta-ness, but conclues that he's too vanilla for it

Beetlejuice also makes fun of Josh for being in a musical that actually won a Tony, to his confusion

I feel like they'd eventually do karaoke together "for the homies"

It would take Josh a lot of convincing, but Melissa goes to hang out with Rosalie and both of them convince him to

They become great friends :D

and...

Exactly as Shakespeare wrote it: