i cry over cute dogs

a beautiful bisexual man seductively wiping blood from his nose after running directly into a telephone pole

why do coffee makers growl at you. What's the point of all that

They’re called baristas and they’re working very hard, they deserve to let off steam however they’d like.

adhd culture is plugging in your headphones ready to bOp and then two hours later realising you haven’t actually pressed play

Thanks for reminding me that I’m listening to silent headphones.

Love this Autism-ADHD solidarity.

ADHD culture is turning on your music, then pausing to read something and continuing to listen to silent headphones for 4 hours.

authority figures be like you are making my job hard on purpose by having needs i am required by law to accommodate for

if you did not hate me you would simply stop choosing to have a disability

physically i’m here but mentally i’m floating face down in a river

*goes into my imagination and plays with my ocs like i’m a four year old with a dollhouse*

impostors should be able to read ghost chat. imagine how much more fun it'd be to go "who killed my friend? ):" and see them shouting at you from beyond the grave

hamlet

that’s it, that’s the whole condition right there lol