You may say I'm a dreamer.

artists who can draw hands:

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

TikTok video by mamajillwallace.

A white woman wearing a white tanktop and black-rimmed glasses with her dark hair drawn back.

Woman: *forceful tone* My child just came out as transgender and I’m a Christian mother, so I want you to know how it happens in my house. First we sat down for a talk, so we could fully understand what’s gonna go on around here, and then?

*camera tilts to show a boy in a black t-shirt with grey sleeves, partially shaved short hair, and thick black-rimmed glasses*

Woman: *cheery, loving tone* We went shopping and got a haircut!

*the boy smiles broadly*

Woman: *smiling* This is my son Jayden, isn’t he handsome? *serious, loving tone* I love you. And hey, listen, no matter who you are, if your kid comes out? *hugs her son close* You love ‘em. It’s your job. You’re the parent. /end]

Proff: What’s the first step to solving any problem? Class: Don’t panic. Proff: And why is that? Class: Because we know more than we think we do.