radiorebel

this guy ignored me for a week to see if i was locked in and i straight up didn’t notice

i had a dream Serena Williams was actually 5cm tall but no one realised bc everyone thought she was just super far away all the time

uh oh strange minor organ chords play every time i enter a room ! whatever could this mean?

this guy is sexting me and i’m j replying with I message stickers

hookup cheered when i came is this a bad sign

what if the evil stepmother was not evil but she was just 20 and dating an older man and looking after his kids

shitting with headphones on is the modern day equivalent of navigating the seas by the stars

my ex j broke no contact by sending me his time on the nyt mini crossword

gossiped too close to the sun and told my boss about all the coworkers i slept with

heart beating so fast my boobs jiggled