every day i worry all day

really fond of humans just from an appearance standpoint. the long legs. the manes of hair that can come in practically any colour and texture. those crazy high-contrast eyes with the white scleras and colourful irises. the fingers being so much longer than the toes. there's a lot to love. solid 10/10 animal species

So far my experience with The Name of the Rose is similar to how I felt the first time reading Moby-Dick, where every couple pages the narrator starts telling me about something that is only tangentially related to the plot and it’s like I’ve been cornered by him at a party while he tells me about whales, but in this case it’s apostolic poverty

i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it

one of the reasons i love tumblr is that occasionally classic memes like this show up on my dashboard

It’s like reaching into the cupboard for food and accidentally finding a 19 year old can of soup that you’ve kept for sentimental reasons

no point in writing mermaid/human smut if the mermaid doesn’t have a bit of a foot fetish. monsterfuckers like traits on monsters that humans don’t have, the reverse would also be true. don’t be a coward

We have always been human.

Close! Those are puppies.

We have always been puppies

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.