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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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I DIDN'T WIN THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN CONTEST SO I'M ENTERING FOR THE TUMBLR SEXYENBY CONTEST! I AM GENDERLESS! I NEED TO WIN.
BILL, I WILL VOTE FOR YOU
BILL, I LOVE YOU
BILL, YOU'RE SO SEXY
BILL, MARRY ME
BILL, ALL OF THE ABOVE
@sexy-people-contests-2026
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 24
Count Von Count (Sesame Street)
Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)
FORDSY SWEEP
You lost btw
SHUT
UP
BILL, WHY ARE YOU CHEATING ON YOUR LOVELY PARTNER WITH HOWL OF ALL PEOPLE?!
HE'S NOT EVEN HOT. WHAT DO YOU SEE IN HIM?!
SOME FAN YOU ARE. ACCUSING ME OF A CRIME I NEVER COMMITTED
EVEN IF I DID DO THAT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BACK ME ALL THE WAY! SHEESH!
*sigh* there goes my #1 fictional crush...
(I used references to draw Tooth because I suck at drawing her)
Also, rip her color
HEY, I ONLY SAID I WOULD LIGHT HER DRAPERY ON FIRE IF SHE ATTACKED ME FOR PILLAGING HER PROPERTY. THAT’S SELF-DEFENSE FIRE
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Have you ever dated a hive mind?
THERE WAS THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF BEES ON THE HONEYCOMB PLANET (THEY LOOOOOOVED MY SHADE OF YELLOW AND THE FACT I DIDN'T HAVE A LIFESPAN SHORTER THAN THE AVERAGE TIKTOKER'S ATTENTION SPAN), THE BEING THAT IS 157,000 MOTHS IN A TRENCHCOAT, AND THE PLANET OF SENTIENT GRASS.
THERE'S ALSO MY CIPHERTOLOGY CULT I GOT MASS-MARRIED TO, IF YA WANNA COUNT THAT
why do you have so many ex's Bill? Is it just a side effect of how long you've been around?
WHEN YOU'VE LIVED LONGER THAN MOST STARS AND ARE THIS ATTRACTIVE, YOU'RE GONNA ACCUMULATE A FEW EXES
Hey Bill! What's it like living in people's dreams?
IT’S GREAT! MUCH-NEEDED RESPITE FROM THE BULLSHIT THAT IS THERAPRISM’S ENTIRE EVERYTHING
I know my dreams are horrific or weird even if I don't remember them. IS THIS WHY. Have you been haunting my dreams.
DUH. WHO ELSE WOULD HAVE? PYRAMID STEVE? PLEASE.
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 3
Howl Jenkins Pendragon (Howl’s Moving Castle)
Uncle Iroh (Avatar The Last Airbender)
SHEESH, YOU ALL ARE BORING. YOU'RE REALLY GONNA PICK THE MELODRAMATIC SLIME GUY OVER THE HOT OLD MAN?
VOTE THE HOT OLD MAN OR I USE SUN BREATHING
LISTEN TO THE DWEEB! HE KNOWS HIS STUFF!
WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL! GOOD EVENING, SMART GUY!
AS A LITTLE PRESENT, I LEFT YA A MESSAGE IN MORSE CODE (YOU STARTED BEING ABLE TO TRANSLATE CAESAR TOO EASILY, YA RASCAL!) AND I'M GONNA LET YOU CHOOSE BETWEEN WATCHING ALL THE STAR WARS MOVIES AND LORD OF THE RINGS MOVIES DECADES BEFORE ANYONE ELSE, OR YOU CAN MEET A CIPHER-ORIGINAL REPLICA OF ADA LOVELACE.
ANY THOUGHTS ON WHICH ONE YA WANT? OR YOU CAN HAVE BOTH! WATCH COUNTESS LOVELACE AND SKŁODOWSKA-CURIE TAKE DOWN A BALROG IN A DARTH VADER COSTUME! NOT CANON, BUT WE CAN MAKE IT! THE UNIVERSE IS YOUR OYSTER, SLICK!
Oh! I suppose I wouldn’t mind seeing the Lord of the Rings.
YOU WANT THE VERSION THAT WAS RELEASED TO THE PUBLIC, OR THE VERSION BASED ON THE FIRST DRAFT OF THE BOOKS THAT WAS NEVER INTENDED TO BE SEEN BY HUMAN EYES? (IT'S GOT TABITHA LUSTHEART! SHE'S GREAT!)
Hm.. I’d rather the public version. Though.. maybe I’d like to see the other one sometime.
HERE YA ARE, IQ! THE WHOLE THING 20 YEARS, 6 MONTHS, AND 3 DAYS EARLY, JUST FOR YOU!
Wow. Thank you, Bill.
ANYTIME! MY SPECIAL HUMAN DESERVES ONLY THE BEST FOR HIS LAP-AROUND-THE-SUNAVERSARY
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THAT’S ME!
COME ONE, COME ALL, AND BEHOLD! A NOTES GAME!
HERE'S THE DEAL: FOR EVERY 10 NOTES THIS POST GETS, I ADD ANOTHER 5 PIXELS TO THE LENGTH OF MY HAT IN THIS DASHING IMAGE
FLY, MY PRETTIES! FLY! FLY!
I LIED! YOU GET DOUBLE THE PIXELS! 10 NOTES = 10 PIXELS!
+270 PIXELS
+200 PIXELS
AT THIS RATE, WE CAN SEDUCE THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND BACK FROM THE DEAD BY BREAKFAST!
+220 PIXELS
I GROW MORE POWERFUL BY THE MINUTE
+210 PIXELS
FEATURING MY ALREADY PERFECT LEGS
+760 PIXELS
ZOWIE! YOU ALL GOT BUSY!
+400 PIXELS
+ 620 PIXELS
NOW WE’RE GETTIN’ SOMEWHERE!
do you and howl plan on going on a date orrr…
NO! NO WE DO NOT
we should set you guys up!!
would you ever a restaurant date or a movie date??
PICNIC. HE CAN FEED ME THOSE FUNKY LIL CUCUMBER AND TUNA SANDWICHES AND I CAN SHOVE HIM OFF A CLIFF INTO THE SHARP ROCKS IN THE SEA 191 FEET BELOW WHERE HE WILL BE IN MERCILESS PAIN DUE TO TWO BROKEN LEGS AND A PUNCTURED LUNG WHICH WILL BE SEVERE, BUT NOT QUITE ENOUGH TO KILL HIM. HE WILL EVENTUALLY DIE OF HYPOTHERMIA 15 HOURS LATER
IT’LL LOOK LIKE A TRAGIC ACCIDENT. I CAN EVEN WEAR A VEIL AND PRETEND TO CRY!
REMATCH
WHO'S SEXIER
HOWL PENDRAGON
BILL CIPHER
SLIME IS A GOOD LOOK ON PENDRAGON! REAL SHAME THEY DIDN'T USE THAT PHOTO
MY FUCKONG POLL
Here's my little white son named Craigg
I feed my white son clear broth
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every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game
does singing in the shower count as art
does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers
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