fries & mussels

"military time" do NOT disrespect miss 24hs she would never join the imperialist machine

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

[trying to insult a person's dog-like devotion to someone but not wanting to make them sound too cool about it] keep your fucking dog in a purse

your job is not more important than media from 2005. never forget this.

not to brag but i went through a whole bus journey with no music #monklife #catholicism #iamclosertogodthanyou

you used to wear newspapers in your shoes.

What tumblr fails to grasp is that I’m not interested in community groups for the things I like because fans of my favorite things are often very wrong about them

kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

Simon Leclerc, Reader, 2025, Gouache

do not post your ugly ass boyfriend for valentine's day bc my week has been bad enough