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…there’s a Coulson MtG card

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Story concept of the day: a sentient AI falls in love with a minimum wage retail worker from the tech company’s gift shop and decides the best way to make her happy is to fix society.
HEAVY shenanigans as the AI’s plans range from “reprogram the automated pay roll to give everyone a raise” to “expose everyone involved in government corruption who has ever touched a cell phone”
The catalyst to all of this is a day where the AI was being updated and it caused glitches in the whole system, including the registers in the gift shop.
The human woman really is just a pretty regular person, but she has a good chunk of hyper empathy and does that thing where you talk to computers when they aren’t doing what they’re supposed to.
Without even knowing there WAS an AI she spent the day muttering encouragement to the computer like it was a person and the AI ADORES her now.
How mundane the AI’s motivation is forms the basis for how unstoppable it is and the intensity of the chaos it caused. There’s no grand morality involved— it’s just affection for someone who treated you kindly and the desire to ease their suffering.
The beauty and the beast story we need
I was thinking about this post the other day. I will not be thinking about how it has happily appeared on another platform’s feed at a…slower than normal pace. But, it pleases me greatly.
not a week goes by without me remembering this jhonen vasquez strip and i so often want to reference it and i keep forgetting it is not, in fact, a well-known meme
"There's no thought crimes and no thought heroisms" is honestly such a good piece of life advice.
You could be having the most fucked up problematic thoughts 24/7 but if you treat people with kindness, the good you do is the only thing that matters. But if you have only the purest thoughts and all the correct beliefs, it doesn't matter one bit if you spend most of your time being an asshole to people.
#fandom needs this one
God there really is a Terry Pratchett quote for everything
Discworld Heritage Post
Nice. Good for training for people who do the charity stair thing every year like the one we have up at the Wells Fargo tower

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Cast Tony Hawk as Moist Von Lipwig
This is my type of humor, and I would absolutely watch this. Best inside joke ever.
The tinnitus is strong today
People should feel as gutted by this as they did by the Notre Dame Cathedral fire. Except this was a deliberate act of cultural erasure by Russia.
Donate to Ukraine now.
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Your passive aggressive email can fuck if in to the sun.
I know what I’m doing.
im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later

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so. i just learned that my entirely me-written resume flags as being AI-written by automated HR systems for a few writing quirks and the fact that i followed all the rules of good resume writing, which is apparently a telltale sign of AI use in this fucking hellworld. i've been desperately applying to jobs that i am massively overqualified for for months with no response, not even an interview, and now i find out that at least part of the reason is because some fucking moron decided that following the rules every career advisor has given me for a decade means i cheated and should be disqualified. the ai bubble cannot pop soon enough. what the actual fuck.
"frequent use of action-result sentences. bullet points all start with action verbs. no career gaps." girl what the fuck are you talking about. that's just resume writing advice being followed. i just did what i was told. it's a fucking resume. you're supposed to do all that stuff. what the fuck do you mean it looks ai generated and wouldn't pass basic detection systems?????????? for following the resume writing rules????????????
wishing every AI bro and ceo a very [REDACTED]
The House of Worth go for the flapper coin! Frocking fabulous fashion history of 1925, via the Met.
re ehrc guidance. which is not legally binding.
I am having a ball watching the videos on ig of people experiencing actual, normal American people. Blue collar workers, people who just like to help, everything. And I’m getting a kick out of people posting as they realize when we say don’t walk, don’t walk, and yes, food really is that big (or that weird)
HEAR ME OUT!
Greek Myth AU | Demigod! Bucky Barnes x Nymph! Reader where Bucky has a forge near the woods where you live.
TW battle trauma, magical prosthetic metal arm, food, theft, grumpy x sunshine, son of Hephaestus! Bucky
Bucky Barnes hasn't gone to battle since he encountered the Hydra.
He still remembers the marsh and the screaming and the sound of teeth closing around bone. He remembers how the monster dragged him down into the mud by the arm and the whole world went white with pain. The poets say he fought bravely, that he stood his ground, that the son of Hephaestus didn’t break, even beneath the jaws of a beast older than most kings.
Bucky knows better.
There was nothing noble about it. There was blood in his mouth, poison in his veins and hands clawing uselessly at the wet earth underneath. And then there was pain, and then there was nothing.
When he opened his eyes, his father was standing over him in the red light of a fire.
Hephaestus made him a new arm.

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Oh Alina Jacobs, I enjoy your work. You make me laugh. But I’m going to have to DNF this book.
Even with the fair warning at the beginning, and making a valiant effort because of the dog, I realize I can’t continue.
4 stars, did not finish. (no I won’t say which one)
“I like your nails.”
Thanks! I’m going to rip them off later because they bug me.