Ok but picture the ultimate girl dad!Bucky with his daughters. Like the whole family is just having a movie day or something. One of his girls is curled up next to him, another is doing his hair, and if we're feeling frisky, the rest are just bumbling around him going "look at this daddy", "daddy let me cuddle too", etc. Bucky Barnes was made for little girls!!
oh, so i cried. cool cool coolio for sureeeee
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The living room is a mess.
Blankets are everywhereâhalf draped over the couch, half trailing onto the floor. Popcorn litters the coffee table, along with three different juice boxes (only one of them actually finished) and a scattering of tiny plastic tiaras that somehow made their way into the movie setup. The TV hums softly in the background, some animated movie playing that no one is fully paying attention to anymore.
Bucky Barnes sits in the center of it all like the calm in a storm.
Or⌠well. As calm as he can be.
âDaddy, donât move,â Maisie insists, her small fingers carefully separating a section of his hair. Sheâs perched behind him on the back of the couch, tongue poking out in concentration as she attempts what she proudly declared was going to be âa braid like Elsa.â
âYes, maâam,â Bucky murmurs, perfectly still despite the slight tugging.
On his right side, curled into him like she belongs there, is Lila. Sheâs tucked against his flesh arm, her cheek pressed to his chest, thumb absentmindedly brushing along the seam of his shirt. Her legs are thrown over his lap, fully claiming him as her personal pillow.
âIâm comfy,â she mumbles, already half-asleep.
âYou look comfy, bug,â he says softly, dipping his head just enough to press a kiss to her hairâcareful not to disrupt Maisieâs âmasterpiece.â
That lasts all of three seconds.
âDaddy!â
Bucky barely has time to react before something collides into his left sideâhard.
âOofââ His vibranium arm comes up instinctively, steadying the small body now attempting to climb him like heâs a jungle gym.
âLook what I made!â Nora announces proudly, shoving a slightly crumpled drawing directly into his line of sight.
He shifts just enough to see it without disturbing the rest of his very delicate situation.
Itâs⌠colorful.
Very colorful.
Thereâs a stick figure with long hair (you), a bigger one with a square torso (him, he assumes), and four smaller figures scattered around. One of them appears to have wings.
âIs that me?â he asks, tapping the larger figure.
Nora beams. âYeah! And thatâs you tooââ she points to another one. âBut thatâs you when youâre a superhero.â
âAh,â he nods solemnly. âI can tell by the⌠wings.â
âTheyâre not wings,â she says, scandalized. âThatâs your metal arm.â
âOf course it is,â Bucky corrects immediately. âHow could I miss that?â
Satisfied, Nora scrambles into his lapâwell, what little lap space remains between her and Lila.
âDaddy, I wanna cuddle too.â
âCâmere, sweetheart.â He shifts carefully, adjusting his legs so she can wedge herself in without knocking Lila off entirely.
Behind him, Maisie groans. âDaddy, you moved!â
âSorry, sweetheart,â he says, freezing again mid-adjustment. âWonât happen again.â
âThat braid better be worth it,â you murmur from where youâre sitting cross-legged on the floor, trying (and failing) not to laugh.
Bucky shoots you a look that says help me, but thereâs no real distress behind it. His eyes are soft, warm, glowing in that way they only ever do when heâs surrounded like this.
When heâs theirs.
âDaddy!â
Another voice this timeâEllieâcoming in at full speed from the hallway. Sheâs clutching a stuffed bunny in one hand and something shiny in the other.
âI found this!â she declares, climbing onto the armrest next to him.
âWhatâd you find, El?â he asks, shifting his vibranium hand to steady her before she can topple over.
âItâs your dog tags!â she says, dangling them in front of his face.
His chest tightens for half a secondâold memories, old weightâbut it melts just as quickly when she beams at him like sheâs discovered treasure.
âYou wanna wear them?â he asks gently.
Her eyes go wide. âReally?â
âReally.â
He carefully lifts them over his head, placing them around her neck. They hang comically low, nearly to her stomach, but she doesnât care.
âIâm just like you!â she announces proudly.
âYeah, you are,â he says softly, brushing his thumb over her cheek.
Now there are four of them on him.
Maisie behind him, still braiding with fierce determination.
Lila half-asleep against his chest.
Nora sprawled across his lap, holding her drawing like itâs sacred.
Ellie perched beside him, dog tags clinking as she wiggles with excitement.
And thenâ
âDaddy, I wanna sit too!â
The smallest voice yet.
She toddles over with unsteady steps, dragging a blanket behind her like a royal train. Her curls are a mess, her pajama top twisted, and her lip slightly stuck out in a pout.
âThereâs no room,â she declares, deeply offended.
Bucky exhales a quiet laugh.
âCâmere, Pip.â
He somehow shifts again, making space by pulling her up onto his chest, right above Lila.
âThere we go,â he murmurs, settling her carefully so she doesnât squish her sister.
Piper immediately melts into him, tiny hands fisting in his shirt.
âAll my girls,â he murmurs under his breath.
You catch it.
Of course you do.
Your heart does that soft, aching thing it always does when he says stuff like thatâlike he still canât believe this is his life. Like heâs still waiting for it to disappear.
It wonât.
Not this.
Not the way Maisie proudly announces, âDaddy, Iâm done!â and holds up what can only be described as the most chaotic braid youâve ever seen.
Not the way Nora immediately demands, âCan I do the other side?â
Not the way Ellie leans into him, whispering, âI love you, Daddy.â
Not the way Piper is already snoring softly against his chest.
Not the way Lila sleepily murmurs, âBest movie day ever.â
Bucky just sits there in the middle of it allâhair half-braided, arms full, heart fullerâlooking like a man who was carved from war but somehow remade for this.
For them.
For five little girls who see him not as something broken or dangerous, but as theirs.
âLove you too, doll,â he murmurs quietly, not even sure which one heâs answering.
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You have worked at be 3 days and now suddenly you canât work the days youâre scheduled and âabsolutely cannot under any circumstanceâ (sic) work 4th of July.
Yknow what. No.
Find a work from home job, find a sit down office job that will work with your âyeah Iâm totally availableâ that means 7am to 2pm only.
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The first time the aliens hear singing they arenât sure what to make of it. It sounds human but itâs⌠wrong somehow. Weirdly pitched, spoken too slowly. The aliens view it as just exaggerated talking, but the humans enjoy it so they leave them be.
It starts with just humming while the humans work. The aliens know that the humans are multi-taskers. They need to do something to keep busy while ALREADY being busy. (The aliens never thought they would ever grasp the concept.)
The humans brought their own painfully ancient sound system (in comparison to the alienâs standards) onboard the ship and were humming away occasionally to melodies they seemed to already know.
The other aliens in the workshop did not expect all of the humans to gasp simultaneously and begin singing in unison. It was like a hive mind. They were throwing their arms in the air and spinning around - what could loosely be called dancing. What was worse: none of what any of the humans were saying made any coherent sense. With other songs that the aliens heard, there was at least a central message that the song seemed to be portraying. This certain song was all over the place; sometimes the humans would sway calmly to gentle melodies and sometimes they would throw their heads back and forth to rough beats.
The aliens had a hard time believing it was only one song, but a human that they spoke to later confirmed that yes, it was just one.
When pressed for answers as to why that particular song was the only one theyâd witnessed that could garner such a unified response, the human only smiled and said, âEveryone loves Bohemian Rhapsody.â
(This ask was kinda vague sorry if it isnât what you were looking for)
Former army coworker says I give off former military vibe. (Is it the take no shit I will smack you with this notebook? Is it the way I stand? The vernacular I use?)
I have been given a tiny wagon with the response of âI have two more at home in a box, youâre fine.â
Made the comment âyes, very charismatic, but so was Dennis Raderâ and got a snort shock laugh out of he person.
Opened my drink and immediately spilled it all down my shirt like a genius.
New girl isnât going to be new girl much longer by the whole âI canât work past X timeâ after swearing she could and then being flaky about it. Yeah no, Iâll work the shift because I got bills to pay.
Why are the hair scissors in the kitchen drawer? Where are my weedeater scissors and why arenât they on the porch? Why are the dog scissors in the utensil drawer?
Where are my fabric scissors? Why are the wrong scissors in the bathroom? What did you use these scissors for?
I love you, but why do I get the feeling you used my pinking shears for paper?
Where are my paper scissors? I leave them specifically Right Here so I donât lose them.
(Jamie is also an artsy person. However he is also one of those people who believe that scissors are scissors and the same scissors I use on his hair can be washed and used to cut up green onions or be used for fabric with no problems)
"the philosophical outlook of a ten year old" or "why children shouldn't be allowed to read psychology textbooks" or "the story behind my new url"
My sister got into trouble at school for refusing to do her work. As this isnât like her at all, I asked her about it. She told me theyâd been asked to write about what they want to do when theyâre older, and she had said she couldnât because she doesnât know what she wants to be yet.
âCouldnât you just guess, or write down some ideas?â I asked her.Â
She looked at me like Iâm stupid, something she has managed to get down to a fine art over the years. âI canât guess Brit. I donât know what Iâm best at yet. I canât do something that Iâm not the best at.â
âYou donât have to be the best at something to have it as a jobâ I told her âIâm going to be a teacher but that doesnât mean I think Iâm going to be the best teacher there is.â
âItâs different for you though,â she said, giving me The Look again. âYouâre a Watson.â
I had no idea what that meant, so she sat me down and explained it to me. There are, according to my sister, two types of people in the world; Sherlocks and Watsons. Sherlocks are the people who do great things and are great leaders and get written about in history books. Explorers and composers and inventors. Watsons are the people who stand behind them, just outside of the limelight, supporting and encouraging their Sherlock and helping them reach their full potential. âThereâs nothing wrong with being a Watson, Watsons are incredibly important. No Sherlock would be any good without a Watson helping them out and keeping them sane.They just canât do it alone.â
âAnd youâre a Sherlock?â I asked her, and she nodded.
âThatâs why I have to find out what Iâm best at. Then my Watson can make sure I'm fantastic at it.â
âAm I your Watson, thenâ I asked, âor is it the person you marry?â
She though about it for a minute then decided she wasnât sure that was how it worked. âI think you find your proper Watson through the thing that youâre best at. And you donât have to marry them, the original Sherlock and Watson werenât married, but you have to be really good friends because you have to spend lots of time with them. Youâll find your Watson through being a teacher I think. Youâll be a mini-Watson to everyone, but thereâll be one person that you inspire to do something really good, and thatâll be your Sherlock.â
âDoes every Watson have a Sherlock? Are there enough to go around?â
At this she gave me a really pitting look and stroked my arm. âDonât worry, I think it works like thereâs someone for everyone and you have to meet them to be great. Iâm sure youâre somebodyâs Watson.â
And then she changed the subject, more concerned with what was for dinner and whether or not it would snow, oblivious to the fact that most adults donât form theories that deep.
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