Soccer mom wanna be

college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.

we’re finally unlocking the dennys admin’s backstory

It gets funnier the earlier in the semester you reblog it

I have those shorts! they from HnM

dicks out for newpussycat

what’s newpussycat

WHOA WHOA OOOHH

bonus track on zayn’s new album

He just shit on your whole life, bitch.

I don’t get it

He’s thanking her for her criticism because that’s the polite thing to do when being judged for something you are pursuing a career in. She showed her complete and total lack of class and tact by misinterpreting his thanks as an acceptance of a compliment. It put her in her place in a very discreet yet sick as hell way. Basically, he revealed that she is trash in a very polite way.

DRAG THEM NEIL

in cutthroat kitchen the challenge in spaghetti and meatballs and this guy buys a sabotage to take away all of 1 ingredient from any chef. so he takes away this lady’s garlic. and everyone’s like “why the fuck did you not take her pasta” and he’s like “i know what i’m doing”. when the judge gets to that lady’s dish (and this was her only sabotage) he’s like “this is really underseasoned i’m not tasting any garlic or seasonings you’d expect from spaghetti and meatballs” and the camera just zooms in on the guy grinning. goddamn

thats dumb. what if people could sabotage each other in the Olympics like that? “oh, you’re allowed to take away one thing from your opponant” and like the compatition is lap swimming or something and the guy goes “alright, no water allowed for you.”

Don’t hire this cleaning service

He’s trying his best

Im throwing up

uhm… this is me… I commented that… wtf

HOLY FUCKING SHIT LMFAOOOOOOOOO

The poor chair; U know its his fault