hi I’m in a hardcore band and I’d like to make a statement. It recently come to my attention that people have been noticing our bandmate is a creep. this is very heartbreaking and honestly unexpected on my part because despite being close friends with him for years and living together for months at a time on tour I never noticed any kind of questionable behaviour! that’s so weird lol XD I’m in disbelief really, we talked about little girls all the time but it was just for funsies I never thought he would go out and actually have sex with them! pretty inconsiderate tbh given we have a bunch of shows planned, this whole thing is quite the inconvenience…
anyway! glad we cleared this up! now go buy tickets to our tour xoxo
