A Lost Soulz Guide

The update is that I got bored and am now over the probably 18 year old at Dunkin Donuts. That lasted a total of two weeks. I saw him and was like k now i'm bored. The fun was in the mystery of the kid never being there. Boring.

Literally there is nothing worse than group projects when you don’t go to a school with 500 like minded weirdies. I LOVED group projects at Wells because for the most part everyone was interested in the topic and wanted to achieve something as a TEAM. Here everyone thinks they are better than everyone else because they got into a decently ranked graduate program.

Dear dude in my group, just because you reworded EXACTLY what I had already written doesn’t make it any different or therefore better. I see you in Google docs literally rewording my sentences. I SEE YOU. You do not need to reword everyone paragraphs into your own words because you like the way you sound. This dude is pretty much one big Bye Felicia!

Pretty soon I’m going to start pulling out the DSM and accidentally leaving it out on the narcissistic personally disorder page and sliding it next to him. Oops sry didn’t see you there.

The sunsets here are so tumblr. Like this is #nofilter and I feel like some cool kid on tumblr just posted this in my sky. All it’s missing is some non inspirational quote like “live laugh love”, a lyric from like a Sam Smith song, or even “bring color to my skies” in white font Helvetica typeface.

Today after somewhat convincing myself that beautiful Dunkin Dz man was dead or fired, I went into Dunkin Dz with little to no expectations. As i was walking over to get my straw for my super sized unsweetened raspberry iced tea, I SAW HIM. He was working the drive thru AGAIN. We made the eyes again but his hair is shorter and I think he's like 12. He looked older and sexier and more my age in the drive thru so now I'm confused. 

Two weeks ago I was going through my usual pre work routine of stopping by Dunkin Dz to get something for werk. On that special day, a beautiful man reached out of the window and handed me my Super Jumbo Unsweetened Raspberry Iced Tea. Since this day, beautiful Dunkin Dz man has been MIA. I've been on the look out since then and he's no where to be seen. I'm like mildly concerned that he's like twelve because he works at Dunkin Dz but like yolo.

I wore a high neck tank crop top with high wasted harem pants today. You would have thought I was wearing nipple tassels with fireworks shooting out of the end of them with all the looks I received.

Today I exercised my right to vote! As I am 22 years old this was not my first rodeo but it was my first time in a swing state! Not that I didn’t feel important voting before in NY, but I felt even more obligated to vote as a Floridian. It’s so so so important to exercise your right as a human to educate yourself and vote!

Finding this soap was one of the highlights of my time alive since I realized the soap I bought in Israel was about to be gone forever. That was like a month ago, so like it’s been a tough month. I understand that only wanting specifically Dead Sea salt as opposed to a basic salt scrub is dramatic, but my jewish body is a temple and should be treated as such. #srynotsry

I came to a very important realization just now. If I were explain my personality in terms of fictional characters I would say I am a healthy mix of

Madison Montgomery 

Cher Horowitz

and Shoshanna