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me: [writing something] shoot... what's this woman's pronouns?

As an American, I can tell you this is true. Recently had a tornado warning and me and my family just sat on the porch. Got some beautiful photos of the sky tho:

Update from the Twitter account of the hero in that video:

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

When people talk about Affini and what Sci Fi could survive against them, they neglect that there is exactly one sci fi species that the Affini would have no power over : Kerbals

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