professional dumbass

Feralbreaker

Imagine, an Affini in some meeting discussing important Compact stuff, or otherwise doing something roughly equivalent to working

all the while, their floret is somewhere, on their lap, or inside them, or smth, getting toyed and 'fidgeted' with

Vines all around them, petting them, caressing them

maybe some vines are entering their holes, or playing with their parts, or getting sucked on

But my Petal is up running around so…Noct begin Audio recording

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HAVE YOU SEEN MY CAMREAAAAA DAE WANTS TO BARROW IT!!!!

It’s on the shelf second to the door in the library, Petal!

Anyways a loving good morning to my early risers and late sleepers. It is a very early morning reminder to take your morning meds, brush your teeth, have a shower, eat some food and drink some water.

We here on the Coreopsis wish you a very good morning and to those who sleep during the day, a very good night.

And as always

It isn’t there!!!! Did you move it somewhere while cleaning!? Stupid Weed! This is why we should have glassed you all! I-nghahwvahahhahhh missssmellifreraaanswbhfeelsgoodsssss

Shhhh petal it’s okay we’ll find your camera cutie.

THEY KEEP PUTTING ME IN PREDICAMENTS!

HOT GIRL SUMMER! My ship in orbit’s on the radio saying some bullshit about “Scans indicate there’s one enemy life form nearby” GIRL WHERE!?!?!?!?!

ITS AN EVIL PLANT! IM SURROUNDED BY PLANTS! WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE!

Her handler, sitting next to her: "But... but you are a good girl. Do you want me to stop?"