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I hate when people are funnier than me

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"Romance is only good if it has smut"
You OBVIOUSLY have not read Crooked Kingdom, where Kaz's lips brush Inej's neck, he has a panic attack, leaves, starts a fight with his ENTIRE GANG and WINS
I have an idea and you guys need to hear me in this one:
Okay I hate to be that zoology major "umm actually" but the Crows would very easily beat/defeat 500 gorillas. Whether it be incapacitate them, trap/round them up, eradicate them, or even beat them in feats of skill/intelligence.
Now, the real question is if the six dangerous outcasts on one impossible heist would be able to beat 500 actual crows.
Oh my god you’re TOTALLY right 😭 next time it will be 500 crows with big heads or something lol
I have an idea and you guys need to hear me in this one:
always feeling like im interrupting something when matthias describes nina
get a roooooooom

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The Crows… but simplified as how I see them in my mind
Kaz: guys he stole my opinion and my wallet, he’s emo and traumatized btw… can’t swim without a pool float and is the lord of creating plans… how tf he does that?!?
Jesper: the sexiest bisexual… after Nina, gambling addiction is not fun when you loose your fave guns, or a goat (Milo we love u here)
Inej: girlboss goodess, knives everywhere and you can’t see her coming… love troubles (Kaz’s fault) and she’s the famous investment
Nina: THE sexiest bisexual and a baddie and here we love baddies with powers. Waffles lover and she lost her lover hehe... fuck
Matthias: the guy from Frozen, Kristoff I think it was, but make it brainwashed just to fall in love with the enemy… ahh tragic, please never die… oh he did… FUCK
Wylan: Gayest dyslexic person to ever join a criminal organization, never ask about his father please or I will hit you, we need to protect him at all cost… or let him bomb you
do you think jesper ever instinctually and/or absentmindedly calls a kid “little rabbit” and then has to take a good five minutes to process the crushing grief that is immediately catapulted onto him?
Hey so I’m an expert on bricks, and this one was NOT kissed
highly quality mary
Didn’t understand anything of the movie but instead I decided to simp for her
Dare I say literally me

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kaz and the new member of the dregs
Incredibly fucking slow at it 🤧
i fixed it
Ahhh this is what i call ME CORE
kind of love the fuckass way kaz writes the letter g like wtf are you doin man
I request evidence
there is no need to be doing allat
what. the actual fuck. is this bitch on.
kaz darling.. no
Nothing about this man can ever be normal
In my opinion that’s a j not a g
Kaz, that’s what happens when you don’t finish primary school
love doesn't discriminate between the sinners and the saints
death doesn't discriminate between the sinners and the saints
life doesn't discriminate between the sinners and the saints
(it takes and it takes and it takes)
Jigsaw ass room
Oh hi billy

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what do you mean kaz has been poisoning himself to mask his disability to infiltrate high society what do you mean he’s dying and he won’t do anything about it what do you mean i just have to live with this now
I got to the part where Kaz threatens the kid… that boy is hilarious
Why I can’t be a teen at Ketterdam instead of being here💔