Si Vis Amari, Ama

Me

Boy I forgot to add da damn post

We not even trying no more here

had someone ask me like “why are you guys unionizing? just cuz?” and it threw me so bad i didnt even know how to answer

“source?” i can feel it in me bones

Libraries and bookstores aren't enemies, they are dating you fools.

i will go inside a computer someday i think the wires would be like . comfy

If I got ahold of Joe Biden's phone I would put he/they in his Twitter bio then turn it off

Stop replying to this with "I would link Homestuck discourse! I would make a carrd! I would post Onceler stuff!" like guys. Guys. I appreciate the enthusiasm, but this won't work. Everyone will know it was a hack. But adding a they pronoun to the bio? Oh, baby, that's a toss-up. We would bear witness to three gorgeous hours of the biggest Twitter storm you have ever seen. It would be better than superhell night.

“I don’t do math because I’m gay” “the gays can’t do math” “If I explain math on tumblr I’ll lose my gay card” all of you apologize to Alan Turing right now 

"miku is a vocaloid" actually, vocaloid is the name of the program. the word youre looking for is vocaloid's monster

this but for retail

i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

I know this is suppose to be cringe but I love the absolute friendship in this picture and it cheers me up thinking about what a great time they all have piling into a 1990 VW to go to Taco Bell.