Sick

himbo this, bimbo that. in my day there was mambo, and there were five of them.

can you take my white ass to funkytown

nope. torture city again

come on

I’ve been engaging in behaviours not beneficial to my wellbeing

Got his ass together in three words

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

im taking the madness challenge #madnesschallenge

Are there any rules to the madness challenge?

so basically its where you let the madness consume you #madnesschallenge

gps but for a way out of this

#it just says “through” :(

whenever i get envious because someone i know scored a big career win i take a deep breath and remind myself that although i deserve it more and would do a better job, they probably got it by nefarious means that i would never stoop to

Honestly you can say the same of any line cook

Obvious CG is obvious

the thing that gave you anxiety attacks for 2 years straight will be resolved on a random Wednesday morning btw

bro stop talking about yearning. go make mistakes and learn