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Not all heroes wear capes??? Yeah, that’s because some of us listened to Edna Mode, you Buffoon™.

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sleepnoises

What is everyone being for Halloween, if applicable. And if you know a baby what is that baby being

sleepnoises

this is maybe not the post for this person

it's definitely the post for this person though

#my 6yo dictated group kpdh costumes so my 18mo old will be derpy the tiger and i will be zoey when they go to the doc for rumi’s voice.#6yo will be rumi from what it sounds like.#i painted their costumes bc the lack of kpdh costumes was tragic.

bwaah

young man. what is that you have found.

I said young man. you picked it up off the ground.

I said young man. you should put that thing down.

I don't think! that! you! should! eat that!

caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes

fitzdyke

uncle-beanbag

Et tube Brute?

collectivefandomstuff

Ok now THIS is the stuff I wanted when I followed the Julius Caesar tag and I don’t even get it from there?? Am upset by this betrayal of the tumblr system

#the ides of march

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mushroomstairs

beware the ides of march

twitter

#the ides of march

incognitopolls

Why do you wear glasses and not contacts?

The idea of touching my eyes freaks me out

General convenience of being able to put on/take off glasses whenever I want

I prefer how I look with glasses

I don't like how contacts feel

My eyes react badly to contacts

My vision can't be corrected with contacts

Another reason

Multiple reasons

I wear contacts

I don't wear any corrective lenses

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#polls #used to wear contacts Every Day until the world shut down and putting them in was Too Much Effort #so now i only wear them for special occasions or when playing softball.#also bc my eye doc switched me to dailies and they’re Fucking Expensive lmao.

raining-stars-somewhere-else-de

love writing. writing is awesome. it’s a shame that it involves writing though

eepybubble

only thing that stands between me and going to bed is the entire internet that fits in the palm of my hand

mtfoss

"kill them with kindness" wrong, chain lightning.

#jens lyndelle #naddpod #tell me i’m wrong. you Can’t.

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anapplepie

when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

sufficientlylargen

A) It's irritating when systems turn lovely ascii art into crude little pictograms, and

😎 It's even more frustrating when you weren't actually trying to make an emoji.

momcode-blog1

When you’re trying to sleep but baby decides it’s a good time to have a dance party.

#pregnancy

an hour and fifteen mins past my appt time and a nurse pops in to ask if i’ve seen the doc yet… yeah, i’m just hogging the room with the ultrasound machine for fun and bc i don’t want to go back to work. like.

#hhhhh #not that i care bc i Don’t want to get back to work but still

mapsontheweb

US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains

dessa-banks

supreme-leader-stoat

@blinded-by-love

medicinemane

I think we should do this but leave Colorado alone so there’s just an extremely jarring rectangle in one part of this

supreme-leader-stoat

I like how you think.

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enough. to the Box with you

catchymemes

#cats #🥺

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yukipri

Haven't been feeling great about my posture. Does anyone have any advice. Here's a super rough sketch of how I often work

zwoelffarben

Spend less on candles

#laugh tag

my power is out so i’m sitting in my car in my driveway, wasting gas, bc i haven’t had the time to scroll tumblr long enough to satisfy my little goblin brain before bed, yet, and this is the only way to charge my phone for now.

#i can SEE the trucks fixing the electric line #they’re like four houses down.#but i don’t trust they’ll get it back until after my phone dies so here we are lmao

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