c a r o l y n e

full offense but i need intimacy soon or i’ll collapse maybe

the time is now

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

The face of a man who knows the answer but doesn’t want to say it

I wish, after dreaming about you, I could wake up next to you

not be nsfw but i like…… need to be k*ssed and h*gged 

here y’all go!

Don’t tell me what to do unless we’re in bed

Imagine dating me and then boom we just last forever and we’re both happy asf. Wild

i wish you were with me right now i want a 2 hour long hug

girls dont want boyfriends, girls want fancy ceremonial daggers to wear strapped to their thighs for style and intimidation