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TO INFORM U I AM DEAD

The aftermath of “Fuck me yourself you coward”

Today’s drabble is dedicated to the lovely @lunian/ @sinnian with a much needed Ladybug/Kim/Chat Noir sandwich to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY month. I hope you have the best March ever! :D

This story is explicit (since I can’t use dang tags anymore without being flagged. Stupid Tumblr).

It’s @lunian/ @sinnian‘s birthday, and since I love her so dearly for all the wonderful art she blesses us with I thought she deserved a lil drabble for her newest monstrosity wonderful au. It’s basically a lead-up to this (18+ link) and I can feel my connection to the Lord slipping ever further from my grasp. 

Luni, you make my dash 100x better just by existing. You are so witty and talented and I’m so glad I was able to meet you through this fandom. I hope you have a wonderful birthday darling <3

lmao anyways heres your furry smut trash you monster 

‘Soooo, just learned something. Apparently back in the early days of exploration many travelers would simply draw what they found/saw since the means to study, photograph, further explore it didn’t exist yet. Well this is where many of our deep sea monster stories come from,because as it turns out many of these drawings may have depicted large tentacled and alienesque appendages emerging from the water giving belief to something larger and more sinister lurking beneath…. however in many cases it was really just whale dicks. Whales often mate in threes so while one male was busy with the female the other male just pops his dick out of the water while swimming around waiting his turn.

There. That’s a thing you know now.’

Old timey sailor: “Woh! It’s a sea monster!”