I EAT BUGS

god I wish I had a pair of menacing black gauntlets with really sharp fingertip claws I bet it feels good as fuck to have your hands resting palm-down on a surface and then scratch some deep fucking gashes into it as you clench your hand a little closer to a fist when your evil minion delivers some bad news to you

cats are really good at looking at things. very useful

having two cats essentially means you have a bug and rodent triangulation system. if they are both looking somewhere you know for damn sure there is some unauthorised fucking thing there.

happy 30th birthday june egbert. you'll figure it out some day

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

robot girl who’s visibly very excited to get a pair of synthetic breasts installed on her chassis. her chaser girlfriend seems a little disappointed by the matter.

lifetime ban from the boba shop for ordering a kiki tea