I EAT BUGS

everything can be improved by lesbianism

Okay, fine, I'll say it. I'll speak my mind. Meow meow meow meow meow.

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

please stop touching the angel's halo the fingerprint smudges will cause read and write errors

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

friends with consequences

add me to your discord server so I can do the online equivalent of arriving at a party saying hi to the people I know then standing awkwardly in the corner for the rest of the night

i like to sit and stare at my screen and do fucking nothing at all

Trying to have a cute homoerotic sword duel with my narrative foil but she refuses to engage with any of my banter and just goes for the kill shot every time

Part of me is starting to wonder if she wants to actually just kill me