doing my best

They should invent a phrase as incredibly evocative as "killing myself" that isnt about killing yourself

they're minor inconveniences TO YOU. i WILL consider killing myself

The Iranian Hostage Crisis was 40 years ago. Paw Patrol was not even thought of then. 90% of what is on this site is not nearly as funny as the posters think it is.

has anyone ever told you how brilliant you are? you're smarter than everyone else

no more blorbo questions what was the first music album that changed you fundamentally

i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

I love Hideo Kojima he makes multiple games where characters give long winded monologues (that he personally wrote) about how US entertainment media is designed to manufacture consent for the military, and then he'll spend 3 days gushing about Top Gun

Kojima is very anti war, but also he has like a little kid brain where he just loves military hardware and spies and soldiers and he especially loves big machines that go really fast and make huge kabooms, and I think it's the tension between these two parts of him that makes his art so deliciously insane