10 Bioluminescent Organisms That Better Cut That Freaky Shit Out

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

can you imagine having a small dick and going to buy your Gay Water and the box tells you youre racist

You are a bug in bug hell but your spider torturer so fucking bad at their job that the devil himself has to grab you with his gay pitchfork and help them

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

this for real fucking works

"is this anything?" (I open my palm to show you a pure concept)

Plato this is the 7th week in a row you've shown us Ideas

oooooh i got plany of disk space

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.