10 Bioluminescent Organisms That Better Cut That Freaky Shit Out

(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb

i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

i need the aromantics to know that the new york times crossword loves your existence because it allows them to use the word “ARO” in their puzzles

tell them i’m flattered but not interested. i hope we can still be friends

happy aromantic visibility day!

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

LMFAOOOO ELON MUSK JUST GOT STABBED BY AN EX TWITTER EMPLOYEE

sorry I felt like lying