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they call themselves cinephiles but they aren't even fucking the movies

bro no i swear im not a masochist i just fucked up my parry timing. i just fucked up my parry timing is all. hit me again im ready this time

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touch screens in cars are fucking bullshit I WANT BUTTONS TO COME BACK IT'S SAFER TOO

does anyone wanna share a thing of fries

my necklace? yeah it’s a collar bomb actually.. BUT DONT WORRY it only detonates when it detects extreme arousal… and heh.. I don’t think you have to worry about that since you aren’t shaped like a busty airplane

some of you could learn a thing or two from the giant rat that makes all of da rules

Sports commentators

aww hes so cute whats his name? *touches your babys foreheead and curses him*